Should Hulk Hogan Shave His Mustache?
by Hilton Hater at .Well, this is a new way to garner attention.
Hulk Hogan told TMZ this week that he's prepared to shave off his iconic mustache because he's about to go on "some auditions." While this may be meaningless to some, it's downright apocalyptic to others.
"Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth - as is written in biblical texts - but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience," said Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute, when told of Hogan's plans.
Dr. Perlut hopes Hulk reconsiders, lest "mass chaos and deep bouts of depression" reign for all with facial hair.
This sounds rather extreme in our view. It's not like Ron Swanson is threatening to shave. What do you think? Should Hulk Hogan axe his mustache?
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Comments (3 Total)
SHAVE IT. IT'S SO STUPID LOOKING.
Why is this even newsworthy? Because he's a celebrity? I love him as a fan, but c'mon, if the guy wants to do it, he will. Yes its part of "pop culture" and his "trademark", but don't you think that the remarks made by Dr. Perlut are a little more extreme than Hogan shaving a mustache off? Seriously???
Needless to say - I love him. And NO, he should NOT shave it.