Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season Finale Rekap: Loser Kim Gives Kris the Boot!!

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The moment we've been waiting for finally kame. Sort of.

Kim Kardashian decided to end her marriage to Kris Humphries in last night's season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, a highly anticipated episode even though we're already aware of what happened and this nonsense is all scripted.

That said, we were dying to see it play out on E! But how much of it really did? The answer may surprise you if you missed it. Here's our finale rekap, THG style!

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Cast

"It's getting to the point where we need to start talking about it," Kris tells Scott Disick, who has somehow become the most sane, normal character on the show. Plus 60.

Kris admits he and Kim "are really weird right now," making us wonder when that was not the case, since they have zero chemistry and nothing in common. Minus 40.

Kris: "We need to get back to what it was." What was it, though? Do tell. Plus 10.

Kim Kardashian: "Sometimes ... I just feel so dead inside because I haven't really been myself here." Oh no, Kim, you're definitely being yourself here. That empty feeling is just your complete lack of personality. Or morals. Minus 90.

"We got lost in the shuffle here," Kris says, admitting he let basketball and training take over, despite the fact that there was no NBA season at the time and he spent most of this KKTNY season standing around doing nothing. Minus 20.

Seriously, the guy does nothing except follow Kim around like a lost puppy and go along with whatever fake storyline is the focal point of that week. They had him pretend to care about whether Jonathan Cheban is gay or not, people. Minus 20.

Kim says they owe it to each other to give their marriage everything they have and make an effort to spend more time together. Actions ... words ... Minus 30.

"I am glad Kim and Kris are going to make an effort to spend time together and make sure what the right decision is," Kourtney says, reading a script. Plus 10.

Kris Humphries Shirtless Pic

The couple decide to go work out together, which sounds great, until Kris makes fun of Kim for not showing emotion while working out like a real athlete does, at which point Kim gets defensive and decides to leave. Plus 25.

Kim says she used to find his humor cute, but now is thinking she's the one that has changed. Weeks of marriage really do transform people. Minus 40.

Kim and Kris go on a date and the couple has nothing to talk about. Seriously, what on Earth possessed either of them to get married in the first place?

"Kris wants to move all of his stuff to L.A. There's something I don't feel comfortable with, him moving his stuff to my house." They're married! Minus 2,500.

Man, Snoop Dogg's advice to Kris was on point. Plus 775.

Kourtney tells Kim she's being "a bitch" when she tells Kris not to send his stuff to L.A., and Kim cannot believe Kourtney said that in front of Kris, but Plus 500, because at least someone realized and said how absurd this all is.

Kris and Kourtney gang up on Kim, who is having major anxiety attacks. Wow. Plus 90 because, while sad, that's the first genuine emotion of Kim's life!

Khloe calms her sister down, saying, "I just want you to be happy." Plus 15 for not speaking in her lame ass baby voice for once in her freaking life.

Kris Humphries on the Nets

"It happened way too fast," Kim cries. "I didn't know him." True. Plus 120.

Scott: "You do realize you're married, right?" Plus 230.

"He's everything on paper that I want, but my heart isn't connecting," Kim says. So, on paper, she wants a guy who pulls down $8 million a year playing pro sports, is relatively good looking and tall. Great values on paper! Minus 400.

"I feel bad for the guy, I changed his whole life," Kim admits. That she did. He gets booed every time he takes the court now! But, he presumably did get to tap that booty a bunch, plus he will get some money from the wedding, so Plus 150.

Scott says Kim is "a hopeless romantic." LOL. Okay, easy now. Minus 80.

"No matter what happens with Kris and I, we shared something really special. Something only he and I can understand," Kim says. STFU you moron. Minus 1,100.

Kim and Kris finally leave New York and Kim says, "I never want to come back." She just wants to get home and figure out her life. Minus Kris. Ouch.

"I wanted to be married by 30 and everything I envisioned my life to be is not the fairy tale I wanted it to be," Kim laments, like anyone believes a word she says or frankly cares after she's manipulated the public so hard. Minus 450.

BUT, we never see the actual split, because, as Kim says of dumping Kris off camera "There comes a time where you handle your issues privately." Wow. The first and last smart thing she's ever said. Too little too late, but Plus 1,000.



Seriously after watching last nights episode i felt so sorry for kris:-( hr was soooo oblivious through the wholr thing, and just didnt see any of this happening... Maybe he knew somethn was up,but i can bet money divorce didnteven come close to his mind!!!!!!!!!!!! She couldnt even ball up anf talk to him except string him a long makin him look like an idiot on the show!!! And screw her editing... Her and het miney hungry mom producer! So obvious how bad they edited this season show,trying m
To make kris h look bad! Too bad that plan back fired!!! Then they get John Edward ... Lmao! Seriously like he didnt kno the families issues already,coming on acting like he knew know history!! Joke!


I am glad she divorced him. The first time I saw anything about this family was a show before the wedding I think, and he just didn't seem right for her. I think her sister was right to dislike him. I knew right there they wouldn't last. I felt sorry for her in this last show and saw the pain she was going through. She did the right thing. She will find Mr. Right. She didn't do it for money,or fame...she already had that and didn't need him for that.


Ok...nobody is inside Kris or Kim's head to know what they are thinking. So. Based on that fact, we can only assume what they were thinking based on what we saw. Which is: Kim (just like with the baby storyline), makes a decision, strings Kris along and then creates her own rules. Yeah, he's an oaf. Probably out of line with his comments, but she is a complete witch! What THG needs to do is do a point tally from episode 1. One column is Kris and the other column is Kim. The idiocy that he spewes pales in comparision to the crap she's pulled to make the marriage hell. Did he know what he was getting into? See sentence #1, but after watching, I think he really seemed committed to her and that NY was a temporary hiccup for the show, so he stayed. SHE ADMITTED SHE DUPED HIM and it was clear from her statement that SHE CHANGED. SHE IS DRIVING THIS BOAT. HE was just a passenger on the Kartrashian train...


I just wished Kim would stop using the word "like" every 2 seconds when she speaks. It is utterly annoying. Go back to school Kim, that is improper grammar.


I think Kim made some really bad choices but that's what they are....HER choices. All of you people keep bashing her and saying what a fake money hungry bitch she is but yet you continue to read the stories about her and comment on them! That is what I call pathetic!! Kris knew what he was getting into when he got together with her. He won't make that mistake again. So just lay off the bashing because its really f'n old!


I get it. There are a lot of people who don't like the Kardashians. One of them is apparently the writer of this column. Why would you chose someone who obviously hates everything Kardashian to write this? There are also a lot of Kardashian fans out there. Scripted or not, I do enjoy watching "reality TV" and am so disappointed by all this negative hateful comments made here. Maybe I should find some other source I can get just the recaps without the snide little comments.


No this bitch neeeds to be tranquilized like nice try buddy...but im like 99.9% of people can see through your fake bullshit Kim. You married for money and spotlight. Everything you do is for money and spotlight. So stop tryign to play it off like it was something it wasn't. Who in their right mind marries somebody after 10 months of dating when you've never spent more then 10 consecutive days together? Someone who wants to marry for fame, money and to be in the spotlight. I rest my case


Kim and Kris need to read the news more often so they would know that they've already split up and getting divorced. Oh, the show is filmed earlier... so this is old news. Got it! Kourtney and Kim Take New York Season 2 Finale Full Video http://is.gd/utrrIj


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Handle issues privately?!?! What did she do once the cameras stopped rolling to try and handle the issue? Sounds like as soon as the show wrapped up she sent out the message that she was getting a divorce (was it via twitter?)

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