Kourtney & Kim Take New York Rekap: Kim Doesn't Give a Krap About Marriage

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian finally has hubs Kris Humphries living with her in the city ... but decides she has more fun when he's not.

Foreshadowing, anyone?

Kim, Kourtney and Mason drove on up Connecticut to "escape the paparazzi," leaving Scott Disick and Kris to their own scripted devices. How did that play out?

Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style!

Scott Disick, Kris Humphries

Kim and Kourt checking out Mystic, Conn., aquarium with Mason. Nice place. Plus 20.

Kris has been offered "some quick cash" to head up to Toronto and make a club appearance, so off he goes. Kim would be so proud/jealous. Plus 15.

Scott decides to join, saying, "I may go just to prove a point that I'm not whipped." Dude, the same girl let you knock her up twice with no ring. You're good. Plus 25.

"I may go just to prove a point that I'm not whipped," Scott warns Kris, who's having his photo taken with lots of girls ... on a REALITY SHOW. Minus 50.

"Humphries really doesn't need girls taking pictures with him. So whatever I could do to help out, I will to some extent," says Scott, ever the altruist. Plus 12.

Kim finds out where they are via Twitter, where someone says, "It's crazy up in here, Scott Disick and Kris Humphries just walked in." E! writer, probably. Plus 9.

Even Mason says that's bad. Plus 6.

Open Wide

Scott, after getting his fade on, can't wait to use the men's room and relieves himself in a garbage can. The man is the epitome of class. Plus 14.

Dun-dun-dun! Back in NY: "How would you feel if I went out of the country to work and didn't tell you?" asks Kim. Trick question: He could just read her Twitter! Minus 8.

"Part of me is not used to being married yet." - Kris. Don't get too used to it! Minus 15.

"I went because Kris was going and he asked me to go and I was here alone. You were gone. I was lonely," explains Scott, slightly more convincingly. Plus 5.

Just like that, Kim's off to Dubai for "work." Kris is aware of the trip, but not invited. Her real life partner, Kris Jenner, will be there instead. Minus 10.

Lucky for Kris, Khloe's in town and hoping to connect with him. At least that's what the producers told her when they flew her out. Minus 10 more.

Kourtney's number of sexual partners remains a mystery. What a tease. Minus 5.

Momager

"Everything in Dubai is so stunning," says Kimm as she gets escorted into a luxury suite at the Atlantis. "I'm so excited to be here." No one cares. Minus 30.

Kim gets an A-list star welcoming at the Millions of Milkshakes store opening. People are hanging off the rafters just to see her. So, so sad. Minus 70.

"This is just a pretty special moment." - Kim. Anything in which she gets attention and money qualifies. Sadly, marriage does not apply. Minus 100.

"I feel like I'm back to myself and I'm really enjoying this feeling." - Kim Kardashian. You know what they say about that one-month itch ... Minus 150.

Things aren't much better at home. "We really want to get to know Hump, but he's acting like he's miserable," Khloe laments. Wonder why. Minus 40.

"There's something in my relationship that I feel isn't right. I'm learning a lot of things about him that I didn't really know before. And married life isn't what I thought it would be with him." - Kim. Why rush to get married then? Minus 500.

"It's not normal to feel like you don't want to go home to your brand-new husband. Your dad and I were obsessed with each other." - Kris. First honest, heartfelt moment of the entire episode closes out the night with a Plus 250.

EPISODE TOTAL: -632. SEASON TOTAL: -3,801.

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I love the kardashians

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Does anyone know how many flavours there are at Kim's ice cream store?

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Those women are bitches - every one of them. It's a wonder none of their husbands/boyfriends haven't slapped ever them around, including the mom.

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I meant she could go out of town with her Mom but he's supposed to ask first? She so arrogant

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I believe she knew all along that this would happen. She made it very clear that this was "HER" dream wedding.If he had any doubts I do not believe he would've bought such a huge rock for her chubby little finger.Also all her leading questions about having a baby shows clearly she is not ready to be a mom because she is too self centered.She would bring it up and lead him into the conversation then disagree with whatever he said.He could go work out of the Country but he has to ask? Whats with that Kim K ?

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I cannot believe how much hate there is out there. There is never a positive article on this family and there are always so many horrible comments from readers. We all know that noone would have ever heard of them if it hadn't been for Robert Kardashian Snr. He must be turning in his grave at the lack of dignity there is attached to his family. We know the women are absolutely obsessed with fame but they are utterly harmless and a huge amount of people cannot get enough of them. As long as people are interested, they will be in the spotlight - even Kris Jenner, I'm afraid.

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SO WHAT WHO CARES

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Kim never cared about the man she married; Kim wanted to get married because her youngest sister got married to an NBA star and LaLa Vasquez got married to an NBA star so she wanted to show them that she could marry an NBA player too. Kim Kardasian is one of those people that thinks she is more beautiful and that she can have it all; The entire marriage was just for show. She got a diamond out of it and loads of publicity. She has no talent and no personality she is not aware that beauty fads.

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Kim is just so fake n the rest as well..they hate the paparazzi but they milk them for their own publicity ..thank god they have seacrest that promoted this crap...kris hump is lucky to be rid of these people now if only Scott have the balls to leave too..these gurlz treat the men in this family as property n treats them without respect! Sad sad

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The SO CALLED writer called *Hilton Hater* shouldn't be doing this kind of work at all. He or She is very nagative, so nothing that is done by the Kardashian family will ever be given in a TRUE form. This writer puts RACISM at a low, and thair HATE for the RICH KARDASHIANS,at a scandalous HIGH.Kim seemed to be VERY WELL rehearsed with this SHOE deal, where was the *Hilton Hater* to think that Kris Jenner was standing right there QUEING Kim? *Hollywood Gossip* is a a very LOW catagory in covering the RICH/FAMOUS.

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