As far as we know, every celebrity with a personality did not die in some kind of freak accident last night.
Yet despite the availability of, oh, anyone else, Kim Kardashian sat in with Kelly Ripa as a guest host this morning on the latter's talk show, at first making small talk about her skin; then trying to act like she watched last night's Giants/49ers NFC Championship Game; and, finally, of course, touching on her divorce from Kris Humphries.
Kim acknowledged it's been a "tough couple months," adding the same nonsense she's been spewing for weeks:
"Being a hopeless romantic, I wanted to believe in something so badly. If you think I really made all that money that everyone claimed we made on the wedding and that it was for TV... I'm a smart businesswoman, I would have stayed married longer... This was a bad business decision. I really didn't think following my heart would create this much backlash."
In this sense, we actually believe her. Kardashian hasn't had an original thought in about 14 years.