Angelina Jolie: PREGNANT (Tabloid "Officially" Claims)!!

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Angelina Jolie is OFFICIALLY pregnant, according to a non-reliable celebrity news source. You heard it there first, and in 99.9% likelihood, incorrectly!

This is the second tabloid to make Angelina Jolie pregnant in a month. It's her own fault, making comments that she might be expanding her brood.

Maybe. Eventually. They don't rule it out. That's it. She also likes getting in bed with Brad, so basically, she's gotta be knocked up. We're convinced.

Ange did say recently, "I could end up pregnant." Could. She also said "I love being pregnant!" In general. Not right now. Yet OK! still cranks out this:

Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Story

Oh, but lest we thought OK! were just joshing us, a "source close to the Oscar-winner" reveals that Angelina is having her seventh child and NOT adopting it!

In other words, she's (totally not) pregnant, this (not) reliable source says!

"She's almost three months along," the faux Deep Throat dished. "It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's telling a select group of people."

SIDE NOTE: None of whom are actual humans.

"Angelina is really savoring every moment. She loves being pregnant. She's been having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

That's good at least. Wouldn't want a fake pregnancy to feel not worthwhile.

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i am one of the angelina jolies fan i congrats angelina jolie and brad pitt

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Amazing the idiots that are here pretending they know everything. Jen got where she is because her father is the actor that plays Victor on Days of our lives. Jen has also had multiple surguries she has admitted to..nose job, botox and a minor tuck.

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hi I m brangelina fan I do hope Angie is PREGNANT congratz Brad and Angelina Jolie=]

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hi I m Angie Brangelina fan I do hope she is PREGNANT and gives birth safe congratz Angie and Brad=]

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@RedFlower Reed! Then stop antagonizing me! You get what you give, bitch!! It was so unnecessary for you to put my name is your comments, unless you're trying to start some shit! You might start some shit, but you won't be finishing shit! Dumb bastard!!....Don't start nothing, won't be nothing!! Bitch ass punk!!

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@TJones-All here would prefer that you leave your vulgarity outside. We all can commit without partaking in Rude behavior.

T jones

@Reed. Look, bitch! You need to leave Jones out of your comments because I'm not in that bullshit!!

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What a couple of useless individuals. They sit there "Ear Screwing" that Useless President you people voted for about saving the Poor people of the World when we have Single Mothers in this Country working 2 Jobs while trying to feed their kids. People like this are everything that is wrong with Country today. Well... People like these 2 and Jones. Still- They are out of touch and vain. These 2 misfits wouldn't know what to do if the had to blend into Society. They walk around like the are Ambassadors for their Generation. This is what happens when useless Ass people have to much free time and way to much money. There isn't much difference between these 2 & the Useless Kardashians.

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ANGELINA & BRAD is the ULTIMATE COUPLE!!!!
What Jen???? How many boyfriends did she have already after Brad?
Jen can't get one that will stay w/ her, now you wonder why selfishness!~!@#$%^&*