Angelina Jolie Pregnant, May Leave Brad Pitt For Knocking Up Jennifer Aniston, Tabloids Claim

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

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"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

Sources say the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and can’t hide her telltale belly bump ... which is not visible in any of her recent interviews. Details.

“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider said of Brangelina baby #7, allegedly due later this year. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year."

"It was always their goal to have another biological baby."

"They want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking like mad. With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive.”

"Skeletal" Angie had a very rough first trimester and strug­gled to keep weight on. However, "she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meat and fruit."

Phew. Sometimes a girl needs to stuff herself with meat. Says the source:

"She’s com­pletely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family.”

You cannot make this stuff up, people. Oh, wait ...

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I would rather be angelina than jennifer anyday. Angelina was doing charity work years before brad even came along. Her passion and love of giving has nothing to do with looking good next to a pathetic human being. Jen has no mind of her own. She just morphes into whatever man she is currently dating. She's wearing all black now ooh how funny. Jennifer aniston is a loser. She seems clingy one reason she cant keep a relationship. Terrible actress, lying,self-centered victim playing,phony bitch!

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Bringing up the past of heartache isn't going forward its going backwards and living in the past.

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She is not entitled to that info was it her child she miscarried, was she in a relationship with Brad at the time, personally what makes it her business whether or not they had a miscarriage, was the baby born? Thats a bit too personal. Maybe it would matter if they were married but they're just what they are. Besides its not hiding anything, thAra between the two individuals who dealt with that grief.

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...just as a spectator not a judge, think about that...

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Just penny or two for your thoughts, jen has made it clear "shit happens" and that she has moved on from the past, so why is it that homewrecker Angelina Jolie gets upset, frustrated and or jealous of her? Hmmm.. I wonder... Another penny for your thoughts, why all that so called charity work, oh so everyone will hopefully forget her homewrecking days... Oh if she the one thats jealous maybe she the one cheating...onceba homewrecker always a homewrecker now just with children now... So why can't she move the hell on and not be so cold and hardened.

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@michele did u live in the pitt household ? how do u know what place their marriage was in? You and i and everyone else can go by what we hear and it is mostly made up by deseperate tabs trying to get a story and yet they failed again. I hate tabs and i would hate being a celeb becuz unknown people act like they know you personally.

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Sorry, do not feel badly for Angelina, cos she is the one who broke up Brad and Jennifer. Jen and Brad had an intimate connection before Angelina. If this is true, I can not believe that no one found out.

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I TOTALLY BELIEVE THIS STORY.

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ohmigod! i laughed so hard when i seen this. i like Star Magazine, but most of this artical seemed fake

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SO I KNEW ABT THAT BABY IN 2004 THAT EVERYBODY WAS SAYING HOW SAD IT WAS T IDIOT ANISTON LOST T BABY BUT SPY ANGELINA JOLIE DID NOT KNEW??????JUST SO DAMN STUPID

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