Angelina Jolie Pregnant, May Leave Brad Pitt For Knocking Up Jennifer Aniston, Tabloids Claim

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

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"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

Sources say the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and can’t hide her telltale belly bump ... which is not visible in any of her recent interviews. Details.

“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider said of Brangelina baby #7, allegedly due later this year. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year."

"It was always their goal to have another biological baby."

"They want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking like mad. With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive.”

"Skeletal" Angie had a very rough first trimester and strug­gled to keep weight on. However, "she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meat and fruit."

Phew. Sometimes a girl needs to stuff herself with meat. Says the source:

"She’s com­pletely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family.”

You cannot make this stuff up, people. Oh, wait ...

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Angelina=homewrecker, whack job, skanky, kisses her brother with tongue, ho', wears Billy Bob's blood around her neck, broodmare. Brad=class A jackhole Jen=better than ever

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JENNIFER AND JOLIE BOTH ARE ATTRACTIVE, TALENTED, ACTRESSES. JENNIFER IS MORE EXCENTRIC, JENNIFER IS MORE DOWN TO EARTH. BRAD HAD THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. HE CHOSE JOLIE. HE WAS WRONG TO CHEAT, JOLIE WAS WRONG TO TEMPT. WHATEVER HAPPENED ON THE SET OF "MR. & MRS. SMITH," HAPPENED. JOLIE AND BRAD ARE STILL TOGETHER. JENNIFERS NOT LONELY. THEY'RE ALL VERY, WEALTHY, WORKING, AND HAVE MOVED ON WITH THEIR LIVES. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO.

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I never cared for Jennifer, what is so great about her? Her looks are average, she wouldnt stand out, the way Angelie does. Jennifer is overated and a whining crybaby. Get over Brad and get out of the business, you have ties to have gotton into this business. Go play old maid:

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I am sure Jolie knew, that is why she got pregnant..because this woman is a monster, and heartless..All the humanitarian stuff is just for publicity..If she was so full of kindness she wouldn't have spend her life going after married men and wreck marriages! You cannot pretend to be caring and seduce married men...this jolie is nut! I feel sorry for the kids!

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B read this....Jen is jealous because Brad left her for Angie.Am sure you feel same way if your husband left you for another woman. Get over it they do not belong together.Brad admits he was feeling pathetic while married to Jen.Pretending to have a good marriage is like a prisoner with no freedom. You are calling Angie a homewrecker...BRAD LEFT JEAN FOR ANGIE THEN JOHN MAYER LEFT JEN FOR ANOTHER WOMAN...hmmmm!!!maybe Jen is a man look like Jay Leno? huh maybe Jen is boring? you'll never know Justin may leave her too. I wont blame Angelina there are other worst women.In celebrity no one seem stays married forever anyway except Celine Dion & Catherine Zeta Jones.Also Angelina already a UNHCR Ambassador before Brad. If you helped by Angelina you will thank her like other people all over the world. Angie you are amazing woman, I wish more great things happen to you.

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To B read this....Jen is jealous because Brad left her for Angie.Am sure you feel same way if your husband left you for another woman. Get over it they do not belong together.Brad admits he was feeling pathetic while married to Jen.Pretending to have a good marriage is like a prisoner with no freedom. You are pathetic calling Angie a homewrecker...BRAD LEFT JEAN FOR ANGIE THEN JOHN MAYER LEFT JEN FOR ANOTHER WOMAN...hmmmm!!!maybe Jen is a man look like Jay Leno? huh maybe Jen is boring? you'll never know Justin may leave her too. I wont blame Angelina there are other worst women.In celebrity no one seem stays married forever anyway except Celine Dion & Catherine Zeta Jones.Also Angelina already a UNHCR Ambassador before Brad. If you helped by Angelina you will thank her like other people all over the world. Angie you are amazing woman, I wish more great things happen to you.

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I knew jennifer aniston was scum when i found out she is friends with chelsea handler. The most ignorant unfunny dried out whore. Angeho how immature. Jennifer aniston only cares about herself. Angelina is in fact to damn skinny but 20 to 30lbs she will look fantastic. Jen cant change her masculine face. She has strong manly features. She is also dating a bomb that getting rich and famous off her which she can surely relate to becuz she did the same with brad.

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I knew jennifer aniston was scum when i found out she is friends with chelsea handler. The most ignorant unfunny dried out bitch ever. Angeho how immature. Jennifer aniston only cares about herself. Angelina is in fact to damn skinny but 20 to 30lbs she will look fantastic. Jen cant change her masculine face. She has strong manly features. She is also dating a bomb that getting rich and famous off her which she can surely relate to becuz she did the same with brad.

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oh and btw stef. Jen has donated a ton of money and her time and charity and other worthy causes. AngHOlina does it for the glory, she's the fake-ass bitch, look at how much money she just throws away for her materialistic needs, far more than what she donates. She spends more money on one private jet flight that what jen spent on a whole months rent on that love nest with justin. So find another reason to express your undying love for that smoosh-faced scarecrow

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shut the f@ck up stef. You're bloody pathetic for wishing you were angHOlina. Blind worshippers who worships that sk@nks ass. Everyone in hollywood makes fun of the fact that angHOlina has flea-infested pubic hair. i wouldn't be surprised if the reason she's so skinny is because she's suffering from AIDS and living off ARV'S.

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