Angelina Jolie Pregnant, May Leave Brad Pitt For Knocking Up Jennifer Aniston, Tabloids Claim

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

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"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

Sources say the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and can’t hide her telltale belly bump ... which is not visible in any of her recent interviews. Details.

“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider said of Brangelina baby #7, allegedly due later this year. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year."

"It was always their goal to have another biological baby."

"They want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking like mad. With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive.”

"Skeletal" Angie had a very rough first trimester and strug­gled to keep weight on. However, "she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meat and fruit."

Phew. Sometimes a girl needs to stuff herself with meat. Says the source:

"She’s com­pletely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family.”

You cannot make this stuff up, people. Oh, wait ...

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Ms-billie

This bitch is crazier than I thought and that's saying a lot. What does it matter to her if Jennifer got pregnant or not while she was married to Brad at least they were married. She just can't walk away and leave Jennifer alone even after ruining their marriage. I'm sure Jennifer doesn't give a damn what the whore thinks anyway. I'm just waiting for Brad to cheat on her dumb ass and he will. Once a cheater always a cheater and she'll have it coming. Angelina is nothing but a dope head slut. I don't like her and don't like her movies. At least Jennifer has class, self respect as well as talent. All Angelina has is douche bag Brad and money to buy more kids. She doesn't even have peace of mind that he will stay with her.

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Listen up everyone. Clearly everyone involved has moved on, everyone but us. Brad and anjelina have their kids and problems. Jennifer has said over and over she is fine and happy in her own life.Why is it that they can't be left alone. Each one has good qualities about them as well as faults, hmmm just like eveyone of us. If anjelina is going to have another baby then good for her and Brad. If Jennifer is getting married then lets wish her the best.

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jolie is a realy woman koz for woman to be complite has to ave family en family its made of man,woman en children.for she that so dnt leave u man for that nobody.i luv u jolie

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@ Patty : Aniston has never risen to the bait and spoken about the affair. Jolie has. When Jolie spoke about falling in love with Pitt on set (although having denied that in the first instance) Aniston said was that it was "uncool" what Jolie said - and that is the only thing she has ever mentioned. Even though the affair must have hurt her deeply, she has remained dignified but Jolie has always tried to justify her indiscretions and leftfield ways. Most people prefer dignity and grace to a person discussing their life in public. I think the reason it is lasting with Pitt is that he is a little bit wary/scared of her and he finds that interesting (but it doesn't necessarily make a person happy). You may think Aniston looks ordinary, but that is part of her attraction. Women can relate to her very easily as she knows who she is.

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Talk about the ultimate pay back. Jen Anniston has her own issues but really Jolie is pissed because Anniston got pregnant while she was married to Brad Pitt and Angie is jealous. Are you freakin kidding me. This woman is absolutely a bottomless pitt of insecurity. I am willing to bet Pitt rues the day he left Aniston for this self loathing she monster. I can't imagine how he has stayed with this woman all this time. He deserves every minute of torture. When it comes to aging Angie is going to be the spitting image of her father when she gets older and I bet that is killing her.

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Am I the only one that remembers when Angie had a "girlfriend" and had sworn off men? A leopard can hide their spots, for a while, but they can't change them. She's got Pitt trapped good with all the children, but is it love? I doubt it. I think she's too skrewed up in the head to love anyone maturely. As for Anniston, she had the class and intelligence to kick his butt to the curb once he quit lying to her. She doesn't need him. In fact, she's self-reliant and doesn't really need any man. Praying for the Jolie-Pitt kids, the only ones I care about.

T-jones

@Stef. That's where you are wrong about Aniston scrounging off of Pitt because Aniston was a tv star in her own right from the tv show "Friend". Aniston was making mad money because of the success of the show. Although movie stars probably makes more money than tv stars, Aniston definitely wasn't begging or starving.

T-jones

If the rumor is true, what goes around, comes around! But I don't know about that rumor, though! Aniston would have to have been at an all time low to phuck Pitt after Pitt phucked Jolie, the nasty scandalous man-stealing slut! I'll just have to see about that rumor.

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What you gonna do next Jen hen fans? Kidnap Jen and Brad then tied them together? Really feel sorry for you people. Get over it, don’t worry good girl Jen seem happy fucking John Meyer I mean fucking Justin T…so relax… Shout out to the world UNHCR Ambassador Angelina Jolie!!!! beautiful amazing woman.

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Angelina and brad have been together 7 years get over it jenhens. We dont know any of them personally and will never know what happened. People are forgetting jen new boyfriend was still with his girlfriend when he got with her. If you believe jen is a saint she surely isnt. I hate that her fans act like she is an angel. No she is a homewrecker. Angelina fans know about her pass and her mishaps. The jenhans constantly bring up old news and how skinny she is to make her look bad. Yet in still has become a better person. She had what brad wanted a family. It shows maybe brad wasnt lying. Seven years later no babies for jen. She is too afaird to lose her so called body. Her eggs are drying up. Jen your 43. I hope she actually makes it with this loser man she has. She has no mind of her own. Even dressing like him. Wearing all black how ironic.

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