Angelina Jolie Pregnant, May Leave Brad Pitt For Knocking Up Jennifer Aniston, Tabloids Claim

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

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"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

Sources say the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and can’t hide her telltale belly bump ... which is not visible in any of her recent interviews. Details.

“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider said of Brangelina baby #7, allegedly due later this year. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year."

"It was always their goal to have another biological baby."

"They want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking like mad. With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive.”

"Skeletal" Angie had a very rough first trimester and strug­gled to keep weight on. However, "she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meat and fruit."

Phew. Sometimes a girl needs to stuff herself with meat. Says the source:

"She’s com­pletely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family.”

You cannot make this stuff up, people. Oh, wait ...

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I have read these comments about Angelina until I am sick to death of them. Will you people just shut up about her being evil and remember that Aniston wasn't anyone's pick for a prize either. Their marraige was already going south when Angie entered the picture. Brad wanted children and Aniston didn't. That is the long and short of it. He found a woman who share his values and would have his kids and that is all there is to it. Leave them alone in their happiness and family life. Let Jennifer alone too. As the old saying goes "unless you make no mistakes in your life be careful of the stones that you throw." And for the record, I don't believe these rag stories anyway. Also, I am a "real" woman with children and I love Angie's movies and her as a person.

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LOL! It's getting more ridiculous! The scary part is that this kind of story is a huge seller that's why the mags keep on doing it. The sad and disturbing part is there are people out there who believe this and treat what they read in this trashy mags as factual as their bible ...

T-jones

@ Carissa. You're right. What have happened in the past is the past. And you can never change the past. But for future references, you can always tell who the man-stealing sluts are! Why?! Because they are always sticking up for other man-stealing sluts!! So, you think that what Jolie did was a good thing, huh?! And another future reference, the other woman never looks better than the ex-wife. Besides Jolie's lips looks like anything or anybody's ass! I don't see how Jolie or anybody else thinks that she looks sexy with those raggedy ass lips!! I'm telling you, whoever did her lips, fucked it up!

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The miscarriage is old news. Brad's already gone on record that he wasn't happy in his marriage to Aniston and that he loves Joile. Jenhens love Aniston because she was a real life case of the hot guy leaving her for the younger more attractive woman. It upsets them. If Aniston and Jolie weren't famous, and both of them walked into a room, Jolie would turn heads. Aniston would not. Even with Jolie being pin thin, she is still prettier than Jennifer. She's also a better actress and has a much more successful film career than Aniston. Jenhens are also resentful that Pitt and Jolie are still together, while Aniston has been with several men. Ironically, Aniston got her latest man the same way Jenhens think Jolie got Pitt, but the Jenhens don't pay any attention to that. That's acceptable because of everything Aniston has been through. You Jenhens are really pathetic.

T-jones

You know what? I believe that Jolie already knew about Aniston's lost. That's why she was so anxious to get pregnant by Pitt in the first place. She wanted to distract him from his relationship with Aniston by thinking that she can give Pitt something that Aniston could not. Also, I think that Jolie is still intimidated by the relationship that Pitt had with Aniston. So every time Aniston's name pops up in the media, Jolie draws attention to herself. Jolie knows that she will forever be the slutty man-stealer who is half responsible for breaking up Pitt's marriage to Aniston. Aniston was Pitt's first as far as marriage was concern. And some women are intimidated and threatened by their men's first. The first is usually the most impressionable. Those women feel like they have a lot to live up to. The types who break up other women's relationship are insecure because they think that someone, particularly the ex, will do the same thing to them.

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The miscarriage story was true. Brad even confirmed it years ago on one of those talk shows I think in 2003 or 2004. He said that he & Jen were grieving their loss. This is old news............

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i admire the couple wish could help support victims of rape camps in america and not help housing to ones behind it...wish daughter had one as brad and we had help for real positive goals and dreams out of most horrid people all colors............

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Didn't we all already know that Jeniffer Aniston had a miscarriage with Brad several years ago? I read it myself, so surely Angelina Jolie had also. This couln't have been much of a secret....What the heck?

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The saddest part about these tabloid lies is that there are people just like some of the people responding on this site who actually believe this crap. How sad for Angie who always seems to be portrayed as the evil one. Truth is that the slick one is Aniston who gets to ride these tabloid stories and continue to look like the poor pathetic X.

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Nuttier then a fruit cake...I'll bet Brad wishes he hadn't hooked his wagon to that horse...Aniston should kick her ass, it's only a fine..but well worth it...I'll even pay it. :)

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