Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.
Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.
Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:
"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."
That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.
"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)
"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.
It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...Sources say the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and can’t hide her telltale belly bump ... which is not visible in any of her recent interviews. Details.
“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider said of Brangelina baby #7, allegedly due later this year. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year."
"It was always their goal to have another biological baby."
"They want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking like mad. With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive.”
"Skeletal" Angie had a very rough first trimester and struggled to keep weight on. However, "she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meat and fruit."
Phew. Sometimes a girl needs to stuff herself with meat. Says the source:
"She’s completely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family.”
You cannot make this stuff up, people. Oh, wait ...