Angelina Jolie: En Route to Rehab After Heroin Relapse (Tabloid Nonsensically Claims)!

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Star’s cover story this week is all about Angelina Jolie and how she’s down to an emaciated 99 pounds due to shooting up heroin like a fiend apparently.

Three separate reasons this is ridiculous:

  1. The magazine proclaimed Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie pregnant not even a month ago. Guess that didn't pan out, given the image below?
  2. The cover photo of the star is hilariously Photoshopped to the point where her head and body don't even look proportional any longer.
  3. She looked slender, but healthy THIS WEEKEND.
Angelina Jolie Wasting Away!

While the 36-year-old actress is clearly thin, she's not anorexic. Her upper arms have some flesh on them, her cheeks look full enough, and so on.

Star's claim that the 5'7" actress weight has plummeted to 99 pounds seems full-on absurd, but that's their claim, citing the good ol' anonymous source:

“Angie has gotten so skinny and frail, Brad thinks she needs professional help,” the source said, adding that Brad staged an “intervention,” to get her help.

“Her face looks sunken. On the red carpet, her arms look like twigs.”

Uh huh. “Brad is really concerned with her eating habits,” the source adds. “She’s existing on cereal bars and smoothies and slipped to just 99 pounds."

"She is so thin yet will still go on a carrot-juice fast for days. Brad leaves food out all over the place hoping she’ll snack.” LOL. Sorry, we can't take anymore.

Just for fun, check out Star's cover from almost exactly a year ago after the jump. Must be something about Angelina Jolie this time of year ...

Angelina Jolie WASTED!
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Oh please I'm so tired of the lies..I see why brad and Angie use to sue all of these people but stopped because they would be even more richer. Years ago they were supposedly splitting up but it's 7yrs and 6 babies later.. Now Shea too thin but yet a About a month ago when she wore the black leather dress with green jewelry or last week at golden globe she appeared not only fine body wise but also gorgeous and now all of a sudden she's wasting away..I mean come on she was best dressed a week ago now look. I'm so tired of this nonsense news because it's sickening

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Those magazines are pathetic. They contradict themselves. Thanks for pointing out the mag from last year Free Britney. They are indeed shallow as angie likes to put it. She does need to gain 15 or 20lbs but she is a busy woman. She has a full but tiring life. I hope she can take time to get healthy for herself and kids.

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I don't think she's anorexic, she just has a slim body which doesn't look too bad on her. Infact I admired her looks at the SAG awards early this week...