Obama handing Bieber his valet ticket: Please pull around the black limo. Bieber thinking: Oh goodie, I have lunch money for next week.

Bieber, I have told my staff to stop making fun of you. I told them, "Every time you make a joke about Bieber, you are making a joke about someone's daughter." "Not cool."

Justin, I want you to know I support Lesbians 100%, I want you to feel comfortable here tonight at the White House. You are among friends.

Never Say Never, Sir

How about being my VP next year?