The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Taylor Armstrong, You're Uninvited!

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Just when you might think a party can't get more dramatic than Brandi's Malibu blowout, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go and prove you wrong.

This time it's not so much about the crazy catfights as it is about who gets "Uninvited" and we'll recap all the angst in THG's official, weekly +/- review!

It's Kyle's annual White Party and despite that she's had a year to plan the soiree, she leaves everything for the last couple of weeks.

As workmen are still setting things up two hours before the event, Kyle is lamenting to Mauricio that the chandeliers aren't lit. He simply shrugs and says they're working on it.

Taylor Armstrong Crying

Hey, the guy's doing all he can to look ruggedly handsome with his stubbled chin and white outfit and I'm not complaining. Plus 10 for looking handsome and remaining calm amidst the chaos. That particular talent will come in handy later on.

Pre-party, Camille calls Adrienne to let her know that Russell sent her an e-mail threatening to sue her for her "slanderous" comments at Lisa's tea party.

Camille shows her attorneys who tell her not to have any contact with Russell or Taylor. Plus 5 for sound advice but since they're all suppose to be at the same party tonight that's going to be a little awkward.

Thus starts a game of phone tag and no one can reach Taylor. Turns out she and Russell are flying back from Vegas just to make Kyle's party.

In the meantime the party's starting and the Housewives are having a group freak out with everyone worrying about Russell suing them. By the time Russell and Taylor arrive the entire tribe accosts them on the front walkway.

Bravo, Kim

Minus 12. This doesn't need to be an ambush but Kyle can't stop bawling long enough to get the words out. Mauricio should have stepped up and simply told Russell and Taylor that several guests were uncomfortable and it would be better if they didn't attend.

Instead it's a Housewives debacle with everyone talking over one another and Kyle still crying. As Russell and Taylor retreat, the entire gang practically follow them into the limo. Minus 8 because no one knows how to let this go and walk away.

In the end I almost felt sorry for Taylor. I'm not convinced she had any clue what Russell had done. 

And Plus 10 to Paul who calls Russell on his bullsh!t when he tries to say his e-mail was nothing but nice. 

Brandi Gets Wet

While all of this is going on outside, inside Kim is attacking Brandi. Why?

God only knows. Minus 11 because Kim seems fixated on the free spirited Brandi who has apologized several times at this point.

Kim is determined to cause a scene as Brandi stands there and simply takes it. Plus 15. Not only does Brandi not stoop to Kim's level, she has the good sense to walk away when Kim pushes her kids at the woman.

I can't say I think much of Kim's new beau Ken. He stands there and watches Kim make a fool out of herself. Is she under the influence or is it just Kim being Kim?

So, it's yet another outrageously bad party in Beverly Hills. With this much yelling and tears you'd think eventually they'd just stop trying. But then what fun would it be to watch.

EPISODE TOTAL: +9. SEASON TOTAL: -312.

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Adrienne has business acumen and common sense. I was glad to see her intervene once again to bring some perspective to the other housewives.

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Kyle looked like the Statue of Liberty in that gown. Taylor has the lips of a platypus.

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@Goonygoogoo, yes that is the girl from Celeb Rehab.

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am i mistaken or is Brandi's friend the same person that runs the half-way house that is featured in Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew?

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Oh, and one more thing. I gagged when Taylor and Russell were in the limo holding hands and he was talking about how he's a "good boy now". *barf* He was making a mockery of his alleged physical attacks on his wife! Only a psychopath would find humor in that. I don't find anything funny about abusive behavior and his making light of it was disgusting. I don't like to speak ill of the dead but he was a real pig and Taylor is much better off without him.

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Kyle's crying was so fake. Kim is hideous both to look at and to listen to. What was up with that messy ponytail of hers? She is clearly jealous of Brandi's looks, ad she mentioned more than once "a pretty girl like you.". Kim is insane, and I have read she is in rehab again. I think her problem is more than alcohol. Taylor:
Well, I can't ever stop looking at her strange mouth and teeth long enough to care about her. I think she is the only person on the planet who shows all of her teeth, including the very last molars in back, when she smiles. I believe her and Russell practiced fake smiles together, because
They both show upper and lower teeth in every photo.

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I agree, Kim is a psycho. She has BIG problems. Her behavior was uncalled for and her lashing out at Brandi was just mean and nasty. What a great example to set for her girls and her boyfriend got a good look at what she's really like. I'm so sick of watching Taylor "play innocent". She's disgusting.

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Lisas hubby is staying out of limelight this year smart guy.

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Taylor act like she didn't know what was going on....she knew the whole time :-(

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Yes, Kyle was too emotional but this had to be done.Russel and Taylor shoul have left earlier yet they pretended to be innocent and ignorant.Taylor manipulates everybody,Russel thinks threats work,what a couple! As for Kim she is obsessed with Brandi, all the time saying she doesn't exist for her.Acting past,Hilton connections can't hide the fact that she is just no class white trash "Beverly Hills" nobody bad person under the influence of evil

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