The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Welcome to the Whine Party

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still reeling from last week's strippergate and we're here to break down all the drama from this week in our +/- recap!

Let's get to it:

Phaedra must really feel bad about offending Kandi's Momma because she shows up with a cake as an apology. Plus 8. Despite the stripper, the girl does have some good Southern manners.

To Say You're Sorry

Of course that doesn't stop the two from discussing RiDickculous' talents, if you can accurately call them that. Phaedra insists he is something that must be seen and the ladies decide to petition his acceptance into the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum.

Kandi's a little ticked at NeNe for bolting from her birthday party and not saying goodbye. Minus 5. That was a little rude.  haedra wonders why a former stripper was so offended by a stripper. 

Minus 10 to Kandi's Momma, Joyce. She really needs to give this thing a rest. Kandi didn't know Phaedra hired a male stripper for her birthday. Stop talking about you daughter's lack of respect and move on.

I can only imagine what Momma's reaction will be to Kandi's adult toy line. Now that should be fun.

In other news Cynthia mc's a fashion show but Phaedra may be right on this one. People want to see a model, not hear one. Minus 7. If Cynthia doesn't do a lot of public speaking, which she obviously doesn't from the way she tripped over her words, she should have prepared more. Perhaps asked for the notes ahead of time. Unfortunately, her performance just made everyone cringe.

But Plus 5 because she looked great in that dress, so that's something.

Phaedra and Apollo

Cynthia also made her sister cry but it had nothing to do with her public speaking abilities. Mal's afraid her sister's headed down the same money pit with Peter and Cynthia is torn between her money and her marriage.

Peter goes ahead with the preview party of Bar One despite losing his investor. Minus 10. Couldn't he have postponed this party? The place wasn't finished, there were wires hanging from the ceiling and the air conditioning didn't work ... in summer ... in Atlanta!

What was up with the surprise artwork on the wall. That Peter had a mural of his wife done wasn't the real shock. The actual surprise was how big her afro was in that picture. Plus 11 because I couldn't stop looking at it in awe.

Peter and Cynthia asked good friend NeNe to be their cohost for the event since she's such a huge celebrity in Atlanta. Well, she certainly acted like one. Minus 10 to NeNe for showing up significantly late and not immediately going to her host to apologize. Whether her reason was a wardrobe malfunction or an ex-lover doesn't really matter. Some things are just rude.

Kim and Brielle

Speaking of wardrobe malfunctions, did anyone else notice Phaedra practically falling out of her dress at Bar One? Last week it was NeNe, now Phaedra. Minus 5. These ladies need to pull themselves together when they go out in public.

Cut to Sheree and her ex Bob who hasn't paid child support in four years!  Not that Sheree needs the money but the man should do something for his kids. Minus 15 for being such an arrogant ass. 

When Sheree visits Phaedra, the attorney is ready to drag his butt to the county jail but Sheree's not so sure she wants that kind of publicity for herself and her kids. Unfortunately, from the looks of next week's episode, Bob might just beat her to the punch.

Kim's still awaiting the birth of her baby and I feel like this child is taking forever to enter the world. Maybe next week we'll get to the main event.

EPISODE TOTAL: -38. EPISODE TOTAL: -63.

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Jaan black

...I can go the rest of my life without seeing a man suck his own **** again, that sh*t is ***

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Frankly, I'm still waiting to see the real socialites of ATL. You
have the housewives and their families, some friends, the gays and some other wannabe's. Where does the people with real money hangout.
I'm talking old money with class. It's really sad that the trashiest
franchise would be the ATL. NeNe told one of the tabloids that she
wanted to be the next Oprah. I'm sure Oprah didn't take that as a
compliment. This foul mouthed baffoon couldn't interview a cockroach. I wonder what they say to their kids about their behavior. just saying.

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In every episode since the season started, the focal point has always been NeNe. I love how NeNe could care less. Kim does focus on NeNe, just last night while having a conversation with her daughter. Kim decides to bring NeNe up and how she didn't like something NeNe use to do. I thought, wow! Kim can't control her obsession with NeNe. Kim bashes NeNe to all the ladies and now to her daughter who probably could care less. Did anyone notice how at Peter's Bar One party NeNe was the only social person out of all the housewives. Sheree, Phaedra and Kandi all stayed in the VIP section all night knowing fans of the show were there in hopes of seeing the entire cast. NeNe's the only down to earth castmember.

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Well Phaedra NeNe, (not really a fan of hers) was probably offended because the man was licking his "johnson". NUFF said.

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Kandi is a real hypocrite, she is always bringing stuff up trying to cause trouble, trying to act all innocent. I have nothing against that if that what she wants to do but she should admit it. If Nene is not on this show I won't be watching, she makes the show. If you don't have a person like Nene in these shows they tend to be very boring. You all must remember boring people do not make good TV. If I was at that party with that stripper I would have left too, that was disgusting, that was very xrated. Regardless of people being strippers that took it to a whole new level. No self respecting person would appreciate that. Furthermore people of all ages were there that shows a lack of respect, I would be very upset if my mother was there. When you talk about another person constantly you are jealous everyone should know that.

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Con't: eyebrow) Kandi....I love her, but Ms Kandi is not as neutral as she likes to pretend...smh..she throws the BS on the table to see who's going to grab it an play in it...Kim I really do love...she is the only one so self absorbed that she could careless what Mrs Leakes is up to...I respect her for that...Cynthia...tsk, tsk...smh...girl Mr Peter Thomas is a cutie but he is so going to be ur downfall if u don't close ur bank account to him ( cityslicker) u have to separate marriage from business...an girl Sheree n Phaedra are not ur friends stop inviting to everything...lol...they talk about u an ur husband like dogs...Wth...I luvvvv the show but can we plsss move on from the It's All About NeNe Show, thanx luvs ...oh an NeNe girl calm that walk down especially in front of Peter...girl ur over doing it an Peter only has eyes for Ms Bailey!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks
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