New Oregon Football Uniforms: Darth Vader Suits Up For the Rose Bowl!
by Free Britney at .The Force is strong with Oregon's latest football uniforms, but can the galactic empire shut down Wisconsin's ground game? We shall find out January 2.
The school, whose Nike Pro Combat gear claims to be the most advanced football uniform system in the world, is ready to do battle in the Rose Bowl.
Most advanced? Debatable. Most frequently changing, terrifying and hilarious? Yes.
With Nike CEO and Oregon alum Phil Knight introducing new versions more often than we can count, the Ducks' uniforms are always a hot college football topic.
Their new, Darth Vader-esque iteration allegedly features 11 different synthetic materials within the jersey and pants alone, and 16 in the complete uniform.
None of which could shut down Matt Barkley a few weeks back. Just saying.
To help identify your favorite Ducks, the new unis include larger, bolder numbers with an iridescent sheen similar to that of Vader's cape a mallard's feathers.
No word if the tinted, all-black visor also features a James Earl Jones voice modulator.
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and yet their marching band looks like they just rolled out of bed and threw on their sweats to run to Wal-Mart.