Lindsay Lohan Tweaks Over Stolen Purse

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Lindsay Lohan can't go one week without stirring up controversy.

Granted, it's not her fault - probably - that some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii over the weekend, but if she weren't on probation, it wouldn't have been as big a deal.

She was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail, in the event that she couldn't get back on a plane and make a hearing this week. Girl was freaking out about it:

Moments after Lindsay Lohan discovered her bag was missing, she exploded, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Hilariously, the troubled star actually claimed this happened once before, when she missed a court date after being "stuck" in Cannes. But it's a moot point now.

Her passport and the needed court documents permitting travel were eventually returned by a good Samaritan, along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. Phew!

However, she lost $10,000 cash. Who carries around 10 GRAND?! Planning on buying guns and weed with no paper trail? Who does she think she is, Soulja Boy?

Side Note #1: On the recording above (obtained by TMZ; the origin is not known), she says, "My dad will kill me." Who knew she even remembered MiLo existed!

Site Note #2: The Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures leaked last week.

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How can she even go to Hawaii? When I was on probation I couldn't even leave the county.

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Why did she have $10,000 in cash in her purse? Because coke dealers don't take checks.

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Granted, it is her fault. Who leaves a $5000 purse with $10,000 and all your important documents in a car? Brainless wonders, that's who.

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A $5,000 purse and $10,000 in cash? Anyone else remember how she claimed she couldn't afford to pay for counseling?

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everyone keeps saying "how dare she channel Marilyn" but wouldn't Playboy decide how she would appear in the magazine?

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Lindsay Lohan Playboy More Pictures Leaked here
http://yep.it/uahwsc

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@Lilo:
Girlfriend please consider going back to your "dark roots." The blonde thing is Not working for you. Everything started going south in your life when you changed your hair color. It's Not too late,go back to being a redhead and bring back Lindsay Lohan!!

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her cheeks and lips are awful the playboy spread to airbrushed how dare she try and channel monroe i'd rather see tasteful respectful women like jolie,beyonce,and charlize lohan is a has been nobody in hollywood will give her a major role anymore the only publicity she gets in from her drugs,rehab and crazy dad freaking has-been

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where did she get 10 grand? I mean, she doesn't do anything...

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Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

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