Lindsay Lohan is used to avoiding crude shanks in big house ... but can she handle being stabbed in the back in a different sense in the Big Brother house?
Reports have surfaced saying the one-time actress is in negotiations to come aboard the reality show in a bid to relaunch her career after years of legal woes.
It'd be a huge coup for the show, but is there any truth to said rumor?
"Lindsay is not doing Big Brother," her rep tells E! News, matter of factly.
It's unclear if Lindsay Lohan could have joined the show even if she wanted to, given her community service and psychotherapy requirements. If LiLo went into that house and survived all the way to the finale, it'd be like three months of isolation!
We'd miss her so much ... and yet not.
"We hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case. There aren't any more controlled environments than the Big Brother house," a hopeful source said.
That's true, no way could she do drugs or steal jewelry without cameras seeing it. A moot point in any case. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan in Playboy is still a go, and soon!