Kate Gosselin's Hiney Hurts Over Holidays
Kate Gosselin is at it again. Blogging up a storm at Coupon Cabin, she's focusing on the holidays and the joys - and stress - they bring in her latest musings.
Short story: Holidays are a pain in the a$$. Not because of Jon Gosselin, though.
"Following our mass gift opening, I know that once again this year I'll sit on the floor for 4+ hours unpacking toys and installing batteries," Kate writes.
"I am not exaggerating!" she adds, as if we would accuse her of that. "My hiney is sore by the time the last toy has been freed from its packaging prison."
Not to say she isn't in a giving mood. Kate notes that she even leaves containers of cookies by her garbage cans "for our ever kind and helpful trash men."
Besides, cleaning up also happens to be what Gosselin loves most.
"[T]he kids run off playing happily with all their new stuff and I clean up alone in peace and quiet," she writes. "This is probably my favorite part of the day."
"Not because of the peace and quiet, but because I have the most grateful kids in the world! They return often while I'm sweeping the floor to thank me again."
Aww. That's kinda cute, even if it involves Kate Gosselin.
[Photo: WENN.com]
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January 20th, 2012 10:54 AM
Please stop covering Kate's every move! People cannot stand her.
Surely there must be something better to report.
Kate and her "bodyguard"! What the heck is wrong with his wife?
She must be part of the charade.
December 27th, 2011 12:35 AM
OMG. I thought I was the only one who hated her. Glad to see that I'm not the only one. She is so self centered and please get her off TV, last time I saw her all she did was try and talk, and then turn that bottled blonde head of hers and smile. Kate: please do us all a favour, go home, stay home, and concentrate on your kids-not yhourself. You have ur 15 minutes of fame and now you are a has been or shuld I say a wanna be TV personality. You blew it as a wife and you certainally don't have a damn thing to contribute to TV. Sales of your book shud have been ur first clue.
December 26th, 2011 3:18 PM
For your info, Stewie,you asshole, babies have to be inside moms for nine months to survive so she had plenty to do with making them!! So from one mom to another, Good job, Kate!!! And mind your own business Stewie you stupid ass!!!
December 23rd, 2011 1:18 AM
I would like to see Kate wearing diapers and rhumba pants.
December 15th, 2011 9:59 AM
Gawd! What a fugly woman, both inside and out! Is she really only 36? Looks more like late 40s.
December 14th, 2011 10:22 AM
You know whats really sick about Kate Gosselin? She really loves all the hate she gets....she thrives on it! The woman has no integrity. She is one sad human being.
December 13th, 2011 8:57 PM
Kate's square flat ass is sore from the big stick still up there. And her kids are trained to be grateful or she'll smack them with her wooden spoon.
December 13th, 2011 5:41 PM
OMG! Kate's shiny botoxed forehead looks digusting! She looks like she is 50 years old!!
December 13th, 2011 5:38 PM
@TVsnarkakaAndi: Kate haven't you got anything better to do than make awful comments about Ellen....JELLUS much.....LOL! You were on twitter twittering away while your kids were lying on the floor vomiting. Have you turned on the heat yet? I agree with Sue Ann, you are certified crazy!!!
December 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
She didn't make those brats, science did. She couldn't even do that right. Loser!!