George Takei Jokes About The Twilight Saga: It's SO Bad!

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Will George Takei live long enough to prosper after making the following comments public?

In order to settle a feud between one Star Trek icon (William Shatner) and on Star Wars veteran (Carrie Fisher), this veteran actor has taken to the Internet and posted a message that he hopes will bring both sides together: let's all hate on Twilight instead!

"What's needed today now more than ever is star peace, for there is an ominous, mutual threat to all science fiction. It's called Twilight and it is really, really bad," says Takei.

The actor even gets rather specific in calling our Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and company, adding:

"Gone is any sense of heroism, camaraderie or epic battles. In its place, we have vampires that sparkle, moan and go to high school. Now, I'm not above mixing in a little sex appeal to spice up the fantasy, but sci-fi fans be warned, there are no great stories, characters or profound life lessons to be found in Twilight... In Twilight, the only message that rings through loud and clear is: 'Does my boyfriend like me?'

"Let us band together to combat this mutual threat."

Powerful words. Now you tell us: Which movie franchise is best?

 

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This man is queerer than a 3 dollar bill but yet nothing in this world is more fuckin GAY then the "TWILIGHT" movies. And believe me, I HATE GAY SHIT!!! But, i totally agree with him in what he sez. I grew up with Star Trek & then Star Wars. Then I grew up again with Harry Potter. This Twilight shit in all honesty I couldn't bear for more then 15mins of it. Till this day I haven't seen any of the movies except for the 15mins of my life I wasted watching the first movie. It is truly the worst fuckin story to ever be written.
I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!

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I read them because my 10yr old is obsessed with the series (team edward gag ) . My 8yr old and i agree the only thing that is worth anything from the movies us the cuteness that is Taylor Lautner lol. Oh and Robert Pattison is fugly looking

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Omg that was perfect George! I will admit hapoily any day to admitting to be an HP nerd and I must say I love the StarWars movies (mostly 1-3 not 4-6 but the classics r epic ). Twilight is imho one of the worst things i have ever had the unfortunate luck to see/read (and yes i forced myself to read all 4 pieces of crap ). How on earth it became so popular when it reads like a poorly written fanfiction is beyond me. And yes its considered scifi/fantasy cuz it deals with Vamps / Werewolves but it should be right along side those awful 70-80s b-movies.

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I completely agree! Twilight offers no life lessons, it's only focus is finding a boyfriend. At least Harry Potter had great friendship and loyalty lessons throughout the entire 8 movies. When I was 18, if my only goal in life was finding a boyfriend I wouldn't be where I am today. However, with those things in mind, it has to be one of the biggest gold mines for Hollywood. There is no doubt in my mind that in 10 years from now Twilight will still be pulling in the big bucks. And that's all movie makers care about and as for the cast, becoming famous over night for this piece of shit movie didn't hurt their careers one bit! Other than the teeny bopping girls who have no other goals in this life other than finding a boyfriend, this movie is irrelevant.

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@Paige...
Maybe you're right. I think I am to smart for Twilight, because watching a movie with actors that look like they are constant pain and can't form a complete declarative sentence isn't interesting. Sooooo boo to me for being a nerd and enjoying a good plot!!
I think if I were younger, 7-14 years old, I would probably like these movies. But I'm 32. Maybe it's the actors. After Craig Ferguson said that if he wanted to look at pale skinned, painful thin, illiterate teens who look like heroin addicts, he'd go to Starbucks, I couldn't remove that from my cranium!!! I have seen a few Star Trek movies and all the Star Wars movies and they are both better than Twilight.

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Ho, it does not suck, it is great!

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They all suck but if i had to choose i would sit through the gayness of twilight. I hate star trek and star wars and the only people that enjoy those movies are nerds. Didnt they make fun of him on family guy? HELLO! Funny as hell!

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lol soo true! twilight sux!

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Is this guy serious?? Better yet let's just band that stupid Star wars and Star trek!!!!

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Non-issue. Twilight is teenage vampire romance novel NOT Sci Fi. It is like comparing Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to H.G. Wells.

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