Courtney Stodden: My Life Rules!
by Hilton Hater at .Hate on her all you want, haters. Courtney Stodden doesn't care.
This future sex tape star says in a new interview with VH1's The Fab Life that her life is "wonderful." Largely thanks to whipped, elderly husband Doug Hutchison.
"He picks up my coffee beans that I spill not he floor. He picks up my foundation," says Stodden. "He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear."
And how does Courtney repair such a loyal man? How do you think?
"I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen," she says.
Watch this video interview below and do your best to keep your lunch down. Warning: it won't be easy.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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Comments (13 Total)
Does anyone else think this is hilarious? Like I know she's an idiot but I laughed like 4 times during this interview. She's clearly vapid and utterly lacking even the remotest sign of intelligence. Besides, her reasons for why she and Doug "connect" are ridiculous. You play Maroon 5 and "I Love Lucies" for him? How is that even a relationship? It's obvious that she's just a gold digger and is attention and fame starved and is using him. Every time they talk about their "true love" it's utter bullshit.
She could do such outfit and makeup when she become 20. Teenage is short, adult life is way longer. Why she wastes flawless teen skin and OUTFIT that only teen looks best in it. So tanning and choking layers of makeup making her skin dry and flabby, she doesn't even look a juicy fruit. No shine. Bet she tastes like dried up crispy fish. Being sexy is NOT act like a whore and sleep with multiple men. Can't she act like a smart sexy secretary without showing "final weapon" like pu55y. Pathetic. Doug is divorced TWICE, marry a failed man like him is risky too. I don't think she even love him. She justify herself by filling her vanity by looking at that sugar daddy. Not true love.
"And how does Courtney repay such a loyal man? How do you think? 'I up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen', Courtney says." Am I the only one who felt a little sick for a second after reading that part? She's 17 and he's 51.
sure, looking at a 51 yr old's saggy nuts is the key to an awesome life...please ladies, teach your daughters something so they don't end up like haggard bytch
Pure Piggery. Can you say gonorrsyphalhepitaids?