If cats could talk ... they would say a lot of inane things, and probably mock you behind your back. But you should still adopt one anyway, because they're furry and cute.
In this ad for the Shelter Pet Project, a Puss in Boots-like orange tabby talks to the camera about the family who adopted him ... specifically a kid of intermediate age.
To us, this seems like normal, leisurely behavior. To a feline? Just mortifying.