What a Joke: Lindsay Lohan May Get Sprung From Jail Immediately Upon Surrendering

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Looks Lindsay Lohan's 30-day jail sentence is pretty much meaningless and she'll be out of the slammer almost immediately after reporting, sources say.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed and then released. 

As one official, "She'll be out without even having to change her clothes."

How is that even possible for a repeat offender like this train wreck?!

No Effing Way

Here's the deal. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lohan to serve 30 days in jail, adding that the only way to shave time off the sentence is if it's required by law.

Misdemeanor inmates often serve less than their actual sentence due to overcrowding, but it's become SO bad, those sentenced to less than 90 days are out on the spot.

There's a federal court order on overcrowding that "trumps everything," and that order has been interpreted to immediately release people with short jail sentences.

She's in trouble for violating probation for a previous, non-violent misdemeanor crime, so Lohan qualifies as someone who will be out on the street ASAP. Ridic.

According to TMZ, Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto next week ... after she's done shooting her Playboy spread and finds the time to report for booking.

Justice is served.

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Put her on THe View, those bitches will rake her over the coals..i felt sooo sorry for Paris Hilton when she was on........the View.

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Heck, the justice system is a mockery..i'd take time in jail vs. hanging out in a morgue!!

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30 Days In The Hole!
http://www.ghostwhisperer.us/M...

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SHE WILL NEVER CHANGE.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE JUDGES? THEY MUST BE GETTING PAID OFF BY SOMEONE, WHY ELSE WOULD SHE KEEP GETTING OFF.

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What a sham. Want to take bets she will mess up again.

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This is really a complete bore and it is time to drop this kid as hard as possible. Did you notice her arm looks like she needs a bath?

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i freaken beleive thisjust because this bitch has money..you know this is not fair to the rest of us normal people..whats next micheal myers is gonna be given a gold star..i mean really how is she going to learn take her money away thats how she learn.. im so tied of hearing about this scank...lets get on with our lives

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What a waste

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She has made a mockery of the justice system. Of course, there is overcrowding and no, she is not a violent offender but......what will happen next? Robert Downey Jr was made an example of so why doesn't it work for her? She will end up dead and that will be a shame.......if I did something like this my butt would be in jail despite overcrowding....such a shame and a waste of time and energy....

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No wonder there are so many repeat offenders and no wonder LL is taking this like a joke, one that will one day cost her her life because she's too foolish or stupid to be learning from it.

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