Too Short is totes alive, despite what Twitter is telling you.
The social networking site, which has a way of killing off people erroneously here and there, made the vertically-challenged rapper its latest death hoax victim.
Moreover, the rest of Internet has been on fire with false reports that the rapper died from a heart attack today. His Wiki page was even altered with the lie.
But T.S. just tried to regain control, Tweeting, "Stop calling my phone. I'm not dead. Repeat, I'm not dead. Been in the lab working on my 19th album."
TMZ also talked to Too Short. Today.
That would pretty much clear up the fact that he's not dead ... unless the celebrity news site is taking the hoax to a new level. Now that would be crazy.