The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Premiere Recap: New Deals, Old Feuds & Blinged-Out Funerals

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta came back in style as the ladies all showed off their new ventures in Sunday's fourth season premiere. Covering everything from babies and modeling to sex and death, THG breaks it down in our + or - review ...

Kim's living large, really large.

In her eighth month of pregnancy, Kim's cooing about Kroy, her baby daddy and her brand new McMansion complete with a pool, basketball court, and movie theater. Plus 10 for finding a home with plenty of space for her wigs.

Zolciak and Biermann

Pregnancy agrees with Kim. It's the best excuse to complain that her breasts are too heavy and lounge around in bed all day. Plus 5 for realizing that being pregnant isn't a free pass to eat. Of course that doesn't stop her from sending the kids off to get her some baked ziti with jalapenos and sour cream and onion potato chips. 

Unfortunately, Sweetie put the gold plate in the microwave. Minus 8. It's always such a bitch when the help does that.

NeNe's still riding high off of her Celebrity Apprentice run. She says Trump taught her the importance of negotiating which comes in handy when she goes to buy Bryson a car.

NeNe's getting divorced and her 21-year-old son won't move out on his own but life is good because she can write the $13,500 check to buy the new Charger. Plus 10 for knowing how to look on the bright side.

Sheree accuses NeNe of stealing some appearance fees and plans on having a sit down summit with the former friend. She says the only reason NeNe was the Housewife picked for Celebrity Apprentice was because "they needed an irate crazy bitch."

With an attitude like that, what can possibly go wrong.

A NeNe Pic

Obviously there isn't enough wine in Atlanta to keep these two mellow enough to talk. They both pulled out dueling phones. Sheree calls Tyrone and NeNe calls Diane. No one can hear anything. Minus 15 because the shrieking was more than I could take. Sheree even followed NeNe out of the restaurant to continue to throw insults.

Miss J flies in from Paris to help Cynthia launch her new modeling agency. There's lots of strutting down makeshift runways as Miss J pokes fun at the model wannabes and tries to give advice. Plus 5 for entertainment value but somehow I don't see New York and Paris running down to Atlanta any time soon.

Phaedra's great aunt passes away and she make it her mission to make sure the funeral has enough pop. Honestly, I've never put the term pop! in the same sentence as funeral but then again, I don't live in Atlanta.

Plus 20 for showing me what I've been missing. Multiple horse drawn carriages, hearses with flashing lights and timed music. Who knew a funeral could be such a spectacle. Looks like Phaedra has found her new mission in life ... sending the dead off in style.

That Has Got to Hurt a Lot

Kandi's not about to be left out. She's got a new venture too. Sex toys. Plus 10 for keeping things interesting and bringing us along for the adult toy store tutorial.

Apparently Phaedra has no problem sampling the doggy style wedge pillow in public and now we know that the newest thing in vibrators is that they can sync up to your iPod.

Kandi's hoping to spread "joy and happiness" with her new line. Something tells me her and Phaedra's new ventures will give us plenty to talk about this season.

EPISODE TOTAL: +37!

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THIS IS MY FAV SHOW .....KHANDI WAS TAKING PICS OF HER MON FOR A SEXY SENIORS WEBSITE....DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF IT?

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i think that ne-ne is the best and i like her swagg because she real hood some of them act like they to good like sheree he baby daddy look like crap and ne aint begging for no child support lol stop hatin on my ne- ne she getting paper like she said hi haters

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i think that ne-ne is the best and i like her swagg because she real hood some of them act like they to good like sheree he baby daddy look like crap and ne aint begging for no child support lol stop hatin on my ne- ne she getting paper like she hi haters

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anybody noticed kandi ass in that bikini?

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Nene is the only reason why I watch the show. She is hilarious. All u haters need to leave her alone. She's making her ends just like the rest of us. So keep your mouths off her and let her continue to do her and you concentrate on doing you. If you don't like her, Don't watch the show. It's that simple!!!!!

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"When NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia Bailey arrive in Miami, they waste no time in chugging mojitos and dishing about throwin' their legs back. Meanwhile, the poor bellboy is just standing there, waiting to be dismissed. "I didn't even recognize he was still standing there!" NeNe laughed. Now who's treating people like slaves?" The big dike nene is so full of shit...

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I can not stand the attitude of NENE its so annoying her voice no class what so ever. For someone who claims they have money really acts like a low life.

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Ne Ne is so nasty I almost don't want to watch the show but I will say this she is always jumping in Er body's face but she sure did not do that to Sheree because she knew Sheree was going to knock her to her knees.

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When Nene says when she enters a room it's her,s well she is right because she's getting so fat that it takes her body for 1/2 of the a show and 1/2 of the room for her big mouth, does this woman ever get tired of,aruging???, she probally goes home after thethe the show and argues at herself in the mirror. the rest of the show is great but would be better if she was not on it!!!

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Black ppl can't stand to see another black person get ahead. Ppl it is just a show if u don't like the HWOA then stop tuning in each week turn the channel. They making a living just like you all should be. Can we say HATERS.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks