Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are denying a recent round of reports suggesting that they broke up after a blowout bigger than Pauly D's hair.
After what they went through in Italy, with public kooka dances, late night phone fights and general drunken stupidity on Jersey Shore, you'd think they were home free.
But now In Touch says it's over for real. So is it?
"It happened after her birthday party last weekend in Las Vegas. They're done!" says one of Snooki's so-called friends. "Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous."
Not the case, sayeth Snook. "NO, they [In Touch] always lie -_-," she Tweets.
Her publicist, Stacey Wechsler, also denied the breakup to E! News by saying:
"This is not true at all. The article quotes a friend who says the split happened at Polizzi's birthday party last weekend in Vegas. And it seems that the reality star's thin new frame is responsible for the parting, absolute no truth to both."
You may now collectively exhale. We sure as heck did.