The good news for Michael Lohan? He managed to NOT get arrested last night.
The bad news? He was rushed to the hospital with heart problems and will undergo surgery today.
Lohan reportedly complained of chest pains while residing in a Florida treatment and, following a blood pressure reading of 200/110, was immediately taken to the hospital.
Doctors found a blood clot in one of Lindsay's awful father's lungs and will insert a stent into his heart this afternoon. Lohan also had surgery in February to fix an artery blockage.
We wish Michael a full recovery, we suppose.