Krista Keller Blesses Marriage of Courtney Stodden, Won't Shut the Eff Up

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It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager's marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.

Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter "for her heart." As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.

Could Courtney have waited a few years to tie the knot? Sure. But why.

"There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years," Krista reasons. "They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking... My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is.”

And where is that? Supported by the gay community, Krista believes, mostly because RuPaul recently sent out a joking joke that asked for Courtney's guidance. Says this misguided mother:

“I know that Anna Nicole Smith had a great rapport with the gay community, and I think they’ve been waiting to have someone they can connect with, and I think Courtney is that person. She is different and stands out."

For the sad record: Anna Nicole Smith died of a drug habit many believe was fueled by her fame.

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This whole situation with Courtney and her Mom is sick. Courtney's mom is a horrible mother. I don't know if Krista really deserves the title of mother because a loving caring ,sane mother would not encourage her daughter ti look like a *hore. I just saw pictures of Courtney as a teen without the ugly white lipstick and all the slutty clothes and makeup and she was much prettier. She makes all these poses and faces trying to be sexy and she looks stupid not sexy.Girl get a grip and go back to the 13 year old look. You looked so much more attractive. Your mom is pushing you for her own career. How sick are you Krista ?

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Moms is big pimping her baby girl, making the cash grab while the whorelet is hot. Right now, i would have you watching as i fuck her in the face, pussy and ass. When she hits 18, the money train derails for you, moms.

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Who the hell would pay her 10,000 for an interview?!? Are you effing kidding me? If I marry someone 34 years older than me can I get 10,000 for an interview?

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LOL wow, I watched her "music" video a while back cuz I thought maybe just maybe she would sound ok...was I wrong!!! I don't even know what she's singing about...it's actually embarassing..I'm not saying I can sing or whatever, but when you sound that bad and the song doesn't even make sense..why even expose it? I've seen regular ppl sing on YouTube and wow, they have talent. But this??? Oh and her Twitter account...if yall really want a after Halloween scare, her tweets will do the trick. Honestly she can't be 17! Even the most promiscuous 17yr olds do NOT write like that!!!! Her mom is beyond Disgusting for supporting her daughter's behavior. :/

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I cannot believe I just watched that video. I clicked on it. I pushed play. And then I watched the whole thing. And now I'm typing about it. This girl really does have some voodoo sh*t going on. Wow, she sucks as a singer.

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that video .... OMG... hahaha!!!!!! she looks absolutely ridiculous. can't wait for a few years to pass when this girl looks back and realizes her mother sold her life away and the world thinks shes a JOKE.

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