Kim Kardashian to Glamour: WAHHHHH!

by at . Comments

This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.

Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.

"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.

Kardashian Sisters on Glamour
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian: Pantsless!
  • Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian for Glamour

"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.

(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)

Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.

But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."

Tags: , ,
Avatar

WELL SAID!!!!!! GLAD SOMEONE REALIZES HER TACTICS!
WHERE IS THE "LIKE" BUTTON ON THIS ARTICLE?!

Avatar

Kim is and will always be a attention grabbing whore. Never will be marriage minded because shes brainless. All ass n tities.nothing else. Hate I read this shit

Avatar

Seriously people give it up jealousy is a really bad disease and I suggest that u get well soon before it terminates you'll!!!

Avatar

I agree with "J" Kim could not leave that world and that is why her marriage failed....she had a husband that wanted a quiet life and family life in Minnesota and she could not leave her fame and every day face on a camera to have a real and normal life and a nice marriage so stop whining Kim

Avatar

She is over exposing herself just like Paris Hilton did. There is nothing that Paris can do to to regain the popularity she once had.. When we americans are over a celebrity, they have no hope. Kim, your days are numbered with us. You, Paris & myspace...

Avatar

Idk what to believe anymore when it comes to the Kardashians, it's not like it affects my life, but Im just curious like most about what goes on with celebs, their lives are so exposed. I'm just wondering why doesn't Kim talk about why she filed for divorce, why it didn't work out? She's obviously not shy nor reserved. What I mean is yeah it was prob a publicity thing(humphries, wedding, divorce) but can she at least give an excuse? If she truly loved him she wouldn't of divorced him so quickly...

Avatar

I figured it out . Their fans are the bottom 1% of the population. There's a sucker born every minute.

Avatar

You people are soo fucking rude. Give the kardashians a bloody break you bitches!!!!

Avatar

-You know, I just realized, these girls (whom look *awfully solemn* from this interview...a good indication what they really think about marriage and the supposed man Kim was to have married, etc.) ...I realized that they really cannot leave this world they've created. A world of disillusion that they have created themselves upon and around themselves. Given their lives, quite literally, over to money; blessed by their mother, and then throwing this non-reality at the world as if it and they were normal.... -Does anyone _really_ believe this stuff? Anyone? How could a rational individual find these girls will make anything out of this?

Avatar

thats real, when there are millions of retards to WATCH IT. [$:-£..

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
x Close Ad