Kim Kardashian to Glamour: WAHHHHH!

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This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.

Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.

"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.

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"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.

(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)

Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.

But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."

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@ Riley why are you mad is because you know Robert has a point. You have attitude problem. You are a fucked up person, girl get some help. You should put yourself in the slut bin bitch!!!!!

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@robert, your practically a retard that's fucked up!!!! @trumpets and luv again please stop describing yourself using my name. Its just stupid and make you really desperate!!!

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Riley, you're practically illiterate, and for a person who is so full of herself,and so willing to trash everyone else, you come off as an undereducated cretin.Who are you to talk trash about anyone besides yourself?

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@Riley bitch I wasnt talking to you. Get off your lazy fat ass find a hobby or get a real job because we all know you aint got one. The kardashians dont need you to defend them. Get a life ugly old bitch!!!

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They are in underwear...lol

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Wow @ trumpets and luv. Thanks for describing yourself!!!

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The Kardashians are just sh** and need to get a life.

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Wow grandmas are on this site shame what happen grandpas got nothing to give you. That's a pity! I spell words how I want you your practically just a big fuck brought into this world by careless parents. So grandma buzz off! I'm from a new generation and I call people like you Fucked up hags!

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Yeah, the KARDASHIAN MOM IS PIMPING-OUT HER KIDS!!!!!!

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THIS IS TO RILEY:WHEN REFERRING TO THE WORD "YOU ARE", IT'S SPELLED YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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