Kim Kardashian to Glamour: WAHHHHH!

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This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.

Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.

"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.

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"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.

(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)

Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.

But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."

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@ Dave you spelled hyena wrong but dont worry bro I got your back you're right bet she smells like one too!! Wow!! Riley bitch you're all talk, keep talking Ho! you're going down!!

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@sara I agree with you girl shes such an intigator. A fucking ahena is more intelligent then this pathetic fake nasty bitch. Im glad someone is putting this girl in her place. Riley do ever shut up!! Damn!!!

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@Riley hey bully , You're one to talk you repeat the same shit over and over your like a sick broken record. Boring!! If you were so intelligent you'd know that trashing people to make yourself feel great is not the way to go! Find a hobby or better yet get a fucking job!!!

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@ Riley and Amanda blah blah blaaaah!!! Get a job bitches!!!

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Seriously bitch @ Amanda why don't you Shock me, say something intelligent, instead of recycling my words. It aint cool!!!

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lol @Riley thanks for decribing yourself!!!

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Oh wow @Amanda I'm pretty sure your confusing me with you because bitch I'm not the one that's fucked up. You are!!! Common sense would tell you that!!! Btw Have you considered suing your brains for non-support!!!!!!!

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Oh wow @Amanda I'm pretty sure your confusing me with you because bitch I'm not the one that's fucked up. You are!!! Common sense would tell you that!!! Btw Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

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@Riley hun you know that your so fucked up not even a shrink can help your ugly fat ass, you say you have qualities lmao sweety you believe what you want whatever makes you feel good lol!! Crazy bitch!!!! Loca!!!

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@Amanda wow there's a slut bin cool. But you would know more about it compared to me since you've probably spent soo many years in there!!! BTW bitch I love having an attitude problem its one of my qualities that sends your qualities to the bin!!! So even if robert has a point like I care a damn. I aint taken advice from you'll. If I want advice I would go to the fucking shrink bitch!!!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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