Katherine Heigl loves animals, but she hates balls.
So she tells us in this new Funny or Die video, which serves the dual purpose of promoting animal neutering and proclaiming her distaste for those freaking things.
This three-minute rant is just the beginning. There's also an official site - ihateballs (dot) com - and an official hashtag, #IHateBalls. The message is fairly clear.
The former Grey's Anatomy star and Maxim Hot 100 member flat-out despises testicles on all male life forms. It's a consistent view she takes very, very seriously.
Seriously. You do not want to let her near yours ...