Mariah Carey's weight loss is the topic of the new cover story of Us Weekly.
The slimmed-down singer had plenty to say about the prior week's too.
She appeared to make a comment about Kim Kardashian's divorce at a press conference for Carey's introduction as the new face of Jenny (formerly Jenny Craig).
"I'm a real person, I'm not putting on a fake face for Hollywood," Carey told the crowd, then spoke about her marriage to Nick Cannon, with whom she has twins.
"Sometimes we really make each other mad, and that's why we aren't divorced after four months," she cracked, as the crowd audibly gasped after that remark.
The poster child for quickie divorces/defecating on the institution of marriage these days, of course, is Kardashian, who lasted all of 72 days with Kris Humphries.
That's not even three months, but whatever. Carey was sheepish after her joke, prompting the "Butterfly" singer to sort of take it back: "I'm sorry, just saying."
And we're just saying ... that she's kalling like it is. Sorry Kim.