Ashton Kutcher Doesn't Trust Self, Hires Twitter Editorial Team

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It has come to this for Ashton Kutcher:

The moronic actor - who got in trouble last night for lamenting the firing of Joe Paterno without knowledge that the coach was fired due to his role in a child rape cover-up - has actually hired a team to edit his own thoughts.

Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt

Help! I can't control my own thoughts!

Kutcher will no longer make his Tweets live without others reading them over first.

"Up until today I have posted virtually everyone of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual," blogged Kutcher, who has eight million followers. "While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I'm going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it's content."

Ashton also once again apologized for his ignorant Tweet regarding Paterno. What a narcissistic idiot.

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This guy is stupid beyond words. He's an embarrassment. Fool.

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Ashton Kutcher Twitter Deleted Comment about Joe Paterno:
http://su.pr/1XA5Om

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And he thinks his opinions about anything are relevant . . . why?

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I watch Two and a Half men now that Aston is on the show! It's hilarious. Who cares what he said.

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Really Ashton? You need somebody to Tweet for you? Who were you before Twitter verified you? You should follow me, I'll show you how it's done! @visadklline

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"Liberalism is a mental disorder." Really? I think voting against your own best interests (e.g. 99 percent of repugnants)indicates a serious mental disorder. Also, in your ignorant rantings, you wrote "His politics reveals he can think at all." Likely you meant to write "can't," but made a Freudian slip.

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How did this fugly goomer get this far? No talent wuss should go back to Demi and count his blessings.

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And Chuck Lorre fired Charlie !!!!! This guy is an idiot both
on and off camera.

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WE WANT CHARLIE! �

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Isn't "moronic actor" kind of redundant?

Ashton Kutcher Biography

Photo of Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher made more headlines than ever throughout 2011. Following a modest movie career, he took over for Charlie Sheen on Two and... More »
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