Ashton Kutcher Doesn't Trust Self, Hires Twitter Editorial Team

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It has come to this for Ashton Kutcher:

The moronic actor - who got in trouble last night for lamenting the firing of Joe Paterno without knowledge that the coach was fired due to his role in a child rape cover-up - has actually hired a team to edit his own thoughts.

Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt

Help! I can't control my own thoughts!

Kutcher will no longer make his Tweets live without others reading them over first.

"Up until today I have posted virtually everyone of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual," blogged Kutcher, who has eight million followers. "While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I'm going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it's content."

Ashton also once again apologized for his ignorant Tweet regarding Paterno. What a narcissistic idiot.

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    Elizabeth

    I'll certainly acknowledge that Mr. Kutcher has a job that requires him to work very long hours which may keep him from access to news articles. However, he certainly seems aware of any press about himself and he claims to run a charitable organization dedicated to preventing sexual abuse/human trafficking of minors. It is therefore difficult to understand how he, or at the very least, the advisory board (?)of his charity (?) could not have been aware of the evolving Penn State scandal. Of all people, it seems especially repugnant that he should have leapt to the defense of Joe Paterno. Mr. Kutchner's moments in the spotlight in "defense" of victims of sexual abuse seem to be nothing more than self-serving publicity stunts. How despicable.

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    :O

    Wow. He is obviously not a moron. He's actually smart for doing this, because stupid people like you guys over react. It's his thoughts, he can say what he wants, and he didn't know the whole story, he said sorry many times, and I'm sure many of you have made mistakes before. He's human. And now because of you idiots, he HAS to have someone manage his tweets because heaven forbid he says something wrong...You guys are the morons clearly. Stop being whiners.

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    AmericanIdiot

    KEEP ASHTON STUPID! :(

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    mog

    It's not too big. He just has to think before he does ANYTHING.

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    Ronnie Corral

    He's got us confused w/someone who gives a shit!! Clean up your own backyard before ya judge others!!!