Arizona Mayor to Prince Harry: Keep it in Your Pants!

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Prince Harry just relocated to tiny Gila Bend, Ariz. for two months of Apache helicopter training, and the town's mayor has issued a stern warning to the party boy.

Ron Henry is concerned that the fun-loving redhead royal, 27, who had his share of adventures in California, will get wild during his stay in the Grand Canyon State.

"There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters," Henry told the Daily Mail of the sleepy town of 1,700.

Da Prince

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here," Mayor Henry admitted, adding of the hard-partying, playboy Prince of Wales:

"Some of the dads won't take too kindly to a Prince fornicating and drinking the night away. It is a very small, quiet town with a lot of good Christian people."

Yes, he really used the term fornicating. The town's executive added: "This isn't a party town. I would advise [Harry] take in the sights of the desert instead."

In the U.S. so far, Harry has shopped at Wal-Mart, indulged in $6.45 breakfasts, scarfed down a whole pizza and rescued a young woman thrown into a pool.

He may or may not have smushed Jessica Donaldson at some point too.


Um the story is a total fake! You guys are morons.


Well you simple minded retard it's not here for you to understand. And the comment is written under yours. Good day. AKA FUCK OFF, I bet you understood that didnt you Ariel.


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Yo this major can kick rocks. How dare he speak of the Prince of Whales in this manner. He is lucky Harry dont have an army of bieber followers AKA Children of the corn or we would have put death threats on his his whole town. Take all his women and children and make them pay for this type of insult. Respect royality good sir.This man is the women of his own town pray their dads and husbands were.


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