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"This whore is so blew out I have to use both my hands like this for her to feel anything bc my D!ck is way to small to get the job done for this hoe"

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Drew: So you say you are 17? would you be willing to take a lie detector?
Drew: also...you are a dirty gold digging whore.

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"We were looking for the pumpkins that felt the most like the size my wife's fake boobs"

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Pumpkin patches???? Is that some sort of waxing?

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Doug: This is how I do my thriller dance
Courtney: Oh gosh you're not going to do this on tv are you?
Drew: ...

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Drew: I don't care what her mom says, those CAN'T be real..

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Drew: So what do you guys enjoy doing?



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