THG Caption Contest: Courtney Stodden and Her Pumpkin Patch (Incident)

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Courtney, Doug and Drew
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"This whore is so blew out I have to use both my hands like this for her to feel anything bc my D!ck is way to small to get the job done for this hoe"

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Drew: So you say you are 17? would you be willing to take a lie detector?
Drew: also...you are a dirty gold digging whore.

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"We were looking for the pumpkins that felt the most like the size my wife's fake boobs"

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Pumpkin patches???? Is that some sort of waxing?

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Doug: This is how I do my thriller dance
Courtney: Oh gosh you're not going to do this on tv are you?
Drew: ...

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Drew: I don't care what her mom says, those CAN'T be real..

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Drew: So what do you guys enjoy doing?

Courtney Stodden Biography

Courtney Stodden Picture Courtney Stodden is a 16-year old singer. She's never had a hit of any kind, but she made news in the summer of 2011 for marrying Doug... More »
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