Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?
Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!
All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...