THG Caption Contest: Courtney Stodden and Her Pumpkin Patch (Incident)

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

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Dr. Drew: What street corner did you pick her up from?


The demonstration of how big the doc was supposed to make them.It was very disapointing!


He is just as much the idiot as the role he played in The Green Mile as "Percy".......that nasty bitch is using his stupid ass and it's getting her no where, because he's as big a nobody as she is.


Dr. Drew: Courtney really this guy is as old as i am.. If ur really that in to "OLD MEN" I can become available for u.. I GOT LOTS OF CASH!!! NO PRENUP!!! COURTNEY: I wanna DIVORCE!!!! THANX FOR THE BOOBS!!!!


Dr drew: you both are bonafide idiots! How does that make you feel? Courtney: I don't understand the question, can you repeat it?


Ya see we were scouting locations for our sex film and all those silly round things were really turning her on since I lack two of my own...


Well Dr drew, I think all 17 yr olds should dress like my wife, I like them like that!


Doug: Anderson, man listen to me, they are real.
Anderson: Well dude, if those are real then I'm Oprah...
Courtney: Big Daddy what are you two talking about???


"We tried finding a pumpkin the same color as my wife, but one that didn't look as old. We got kicked out before we could find one."


"I put my hands on the back of her head like this while she gives me a blow job"