The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Worst. Game. Night. Ever.

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The games began, and quickly got nasty, as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills assembled for an uber-competitive Game Night at Dana Wilkey's this week.

THG breaks it down, +/- recap style!

Alliances are drawn and things spiral out of control at Dana's Game Night party and it's a disaster almost from the beginning. First off, it's boring as all get out because no one will talk to one another. Kyle and Brandi are the first guests to arrive.

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey

Kyle is still fixated on Brandi's use of the c-word last week at the barbecue and the fact that her four year old peed on the grass. Minus 5 Kyle. Get over it. It's not like the woman ran over your dog. You can make polite small talk with her at a party.

Kim stumbles in with a tear stained face. Kyle drags her off to the bathroom to clean her up and Kim is insulting the cleanliness of the host's bathroom rather loudly. Minus 7 for not being able to control herself.

Then Brandi's one ally, Adrienne, bails at the last minute leaving Brandi to deal with the mean girls all on her own. Brandi Glanville is far from perfect but at least she's willing to admit that the joke she made about Dana's husband last week was inappropriate.

Plus 8 for owning up to it. If only she would have apologized to Dana it may have won her some points with the host.

Kyle Richards is in complete denial as she continues to believe her sister is simply tired and disheveled. Minus 7. I know she wants to protect Kim but whether this is drugs, alcohol, or a real medical condition, the woman needs help.
Kim Richards is a Mess

When they sit down to play party games is when the real mean girls tactics begin. Kim complains that she doesn't want Brandi on her team while Brandi is sitting across from her. Then Kim and Kyle all but ignore the woman during the game.

Come on ladies. Grow up. Minus 12.

Brandi could have found a better way to call them on their behavior but I really can't blame her for not being able to take any more. In a move straight out of high school, Dana turns on Brandi instead of being a good host and taking control of her party. Minus another 10.

And even though Camille thinks Brandi is right, she can't deal with the confrontation and runs to the bathroom leaving Brandi to fend for herself. Minus 7 for being such a coward.

How can Brandi not be pissed? The evil dynamic duo hid her crutches. They must have been quite the mean girl pair in high school. Minus 15.

Brandi definitely lacks the filter to be polite enough to ignore Kim's erratic behavior but I find her candor refreshing and entertaining so she earns a Plus 11 for adding something interesting to this show.

The Kyle Richards Look

On other fronts. Lisa is thrilled to tears, literally when son Jason announces his engagement to Pandora. Plus 8 because the girl is obviously the perfect fit to this family.

She wants Jiggy to bring their rings down the aisle. Oye. 

Minus 7 to Lisa for stopping her husband from giving a toast at the happy celebration. That's simply rude and uncalled for.

Max earned an extra Plus 5 for wearing the type of socks they make sock monkeys from. It's the most interesting thing going on at the party.

The drama at Dana's continues next week but for now we end up with ...

EPISODE TOTAL: -38! EPISODE TOTAL:-140!

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Ididnt like Brandi but after this episode,i do. Kyle acts soo fuckn stuck up!! Your sister is on somethin. I cant stand wen women get the mean girl syndrome!! Ugh

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Brandi needs to keep her mouth shut that was none of her buisness to call out Kim , she doesn't even know her and if someone said that about my sister I would jump on them too !! Brandi looks like a man in drag , she should have called out Eddie when he was cheating on her and as for Dana (Dont like her , her house looks like she rented it from Millon dollar listing guys ! Very fake and nothing real about her !! Lisa daughter needs to lose some weight before the wedding what a heffer !!

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I have a feeling the editing Bravo had to do over the suicide has a lot to do with the show being plain crappy this season. Dana and her name dropping Valentino, Fendi, $25,000 glasses is a bit over the top. I didn't think it was approriate when Adrienne mentioned the cost of her wine glasses, but Dana is ridiculous. Kim needs help and shame on Bravo for not stepping in.

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wow- agree with all the above. writer needs to get a clue first of all...should not be getting easy facts incorrect. i really liked kyle last year over camille but have to admit camille seems the most astute of them all this year. i felt really bad for brandi and the fact that no one came to her defense. get rid of dana already-fail! stop exploiting kim-she needs an intervention! would like to see kyle respond to watching herself on this episode.

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This show is ridiculous and boring. Every single person on it is strange and unappealing. Kim looks 60 years old and is insane. The rest of them are just pretentious and hard to watch. Silly people who do and say worthless, unimportant things.

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Please note correction to your information on this blog: It was not Lisa's son getting engaged, it it her daughter Pandora getting ingaged to the guy Jason. So yes, in response to your comment, she is a perfect fit her own family.

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I am annoyed that who ever wrote this article is not quite right on the facts. First of all Dana is not yet married so Brandi insulted her fiance' not her husband. Secondly and even more annoying Jason is not Lisa's son Pandora is her daughter so it is he who will fit perfectly into their family. Please just know what you are talking about. However, the rest of the article I found pretty spot on.

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I agree. Kyle and Kim should be ashamed of themselves for the way they acted towards Brandi. Dana cleary was ignoring the fact that they were being the Mean Girls. Kyle is definitely in denial of Kims problems. Kim is either under the influence of alcohol or drugs or has a serious medical problem. Take your head out of the ground and confront your sister so that she can deal with her problems.

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" DANA- Kyle, Brandi is being mean...tell her to stop. Kim she's calling me Pam, that's your special name for me ahhhh" KIM- "Can I do one thing (meth) alone in the bathroom I haven't ate or slept in seven days and I'm going for a record here. I need to clean pans mirror cause I'm tweeking" DANA- fend, Valentino, 25,000$ sunglasses but sorry no furniture THIS IS THE CREME OF BEVERLY HILLS? PUHLLEEZ!

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I agree with everyone. Don't like Dana, too much "look at me" going on. Brandi, jury still out. Kim and Kyle, Kim needs to head back up to witch mountain and take Kyle along!! They wouldn't last a minute acting like that around here.