The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Worst. Game. Night. Ever.

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The games began, and quickly got nasty, as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills assembled for an uber-competitive Game Night at Dana Wilkey's this week.

THG breaks it down, +/- recap style!

Alliances are drawn and things spiral out of control at Dana's Game Night party and it's a disaster almost from the beginning. First off, it's boring as all get out because no one will talk to one another. Kyle and Brandi are the first guests to arrive.

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey

Kyle is still fixated on Brandi's use of the c-word last week at the barbecue and the fact that her four year old peed on the grass. Minus 5 Kyle. Get over it. It's not like the woman ran over your dog. You can make polite small talk with her at a party.

Kim stumbles in with a tear stained face. Kyle drags her off to the bathroom to clean her up and Kim is insulting the cleanliness of the host's bathroom rather loudly. Minus 7 for not being able to control herself.

Then Brandi's one ally, Adrienne, bails at the last minute leaving Brandi to deal with the mean girls all on her own. Brandi Glanville is far from perfect but at least she's willing to admit that the joke she made about Dana's husband last week was inappropriate.

Plus 8 for owning up to it. If only she would have apologized to Dana it may have won her some points with the host.

Kyle Richards is in complete denial as she continues to believe her sister is simply tired and disheveled. Minus 7. I know she wants to protect Kim but whether this is drugs, alcohol, or a real medical condition, the woman needs help.
Kim Richards is a Mess

When they sit down to play party games is when the real mean girls tactics begin. Kim complains that she doesn't want Brandi on her team while Brandi is sitting across from her. Then Kim and Kyle all but ignore the woman during the game.

Come on ladies. Grow up. Minus 12.

Brandi could have found a better way to call them on their behavior but I really can't blame her for not being able to take any more. In a move straight out of high school, Dana turns on Brandi instead of being a good host and taking control of her party. Minus another 10.

And even though Camille thinks Brandi is right, she can't deal with the confrontation and runs to the bathroom leaving Brandi to fend for herself. Minus 7 for being such a coward.

How can Brandi not be pissed? The evil dynamic duo hid her crutches. They must have been quite the mean girl pair in high school. Minus 15.

Brandi definitely lacks the filter to be polite enough to ignore Kim's erratic behavior but I find her candor refreshing and entertaining so she earns a Plus 11 for adding something interesting to this show.

The Kyle Richards Look

On other fronts. Lisa is thrilled to tears, literally when son Jason announces his engagement to Pandora. Plus 8 because the girl is obviously the perfect fit to this family.

She wants Jiggy to bring their rings down the aisle. Oye. 

Minus 7 to Lisa for stopping her husband from giving a toast at the happy celebration. That's simply rude and uncalled for.

Max earned an extra Plus 5 for wearing the type of socks they make sock monkeys from. It's the most interesting thing going on at the party.

The drama at Dana's continues next week but for now we end up with ...

EPISODE TOTAL: -38! EPISODE TOTAL:-140!

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The drug use is the elephant in the room. Face it Kyle, Kim is on drugs, get her to rehab. By prolonging the inevitable is just plain dangerous. I believe Brandi is the only one acting responsibly and stating the obvious. I really like Kyle but this family loyalty crap could cost her her sister. I don't know Brandi yet but I felt her reaction to those two was normal. High school all over again yuck.
I was thrilled about Lisa's daughter. Lisa continues to be the woman I find most interesting. It was great seeing everyone so happy in a lovely setting, and she really cooks!
I have no interest in watching the women fight, I just switch the channel. The parts that interest me are the houses, clothing, interactions with children and spouses. Love it when Kyles' daughter is on she is so cute.

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I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THESE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE DIGUSTING.

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I AM WITH KYLE AND KIM , BRANDI IS A NEW GIRL AND OUT OF LINE, ADRIANNE PICKED A REALLY WINNER WHEN SHE INTRODUCED THIS WINNER TO THE GROUP, SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT KIM WAS ON DRUGS AND NOT LUCID, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EARN AS THEY SAY YOUR PECKING ORDER, AND SHE HAS BEEN WITH THESE GIRL FOR A HAND FULL OF TIMES. BRADI SEEMS LIKE A REAL BITCH, AND SHE DOES ACT LIKE A SLUT, SHE SHOULD BE HOME WITH HER KIDS RATHER THAN RUNNING AROUND WITH MEN AND INSULTING PEOPLE.
P.S. ADRIANNE AND HER BIG MOUTH HUSBAND SHOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED KIM TO THEIR TEAM, THEY SEEMED TO SAY TO MUCH ABOUT HER BEING WAISTED, AND ADRIANNE COULD NOT WAIT TO TELL KYLE THAT SHE THOUGHT KIM MIGHT HAVE BEEN ON SOMETHING. ADRIANNE, YOU REALLY HAVE NO LIFE, RICH AND A BITCH!!!!
IT IS NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS

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Hey, Stephanie....
You can't call someone a moron and then misspell the word, dumbass. See what I did there? It's called a complete sentence with correct punctuation.

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I like Brandi, Camille and Adrienne except for when she is so mean to Paul. Why does Paul put up with that? Teasing is fine but a lot of their "playing around" has a layer of hostility. Adrienne always looks ticked when Paul is around. Adrienne, it doesn't matter how rich you are. Be nicer to your man! Anyhow, back to the last episode... Kyle and Kim should be ashamed of their behavior towards Brandi. The catty remarks about her stiletto and crutches, her little boy peeing, the way the sisters froze her out during the charades game (to name a few of the Richard sisters cringe worthy antics) come off as petty and scream insecurity. Kyle- your man is hot for sure but stop showing how insecure you are! There have been accusations about Camille's background but she behaves much more like a lady than you and Kim. Good show overall. Taylor's husband's suicide is sad but there is still lots to love/hate!

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Brandi should never accuse anyone of using drugs. If she thought that was what Kim was doing she should have left. It's illegal.
I do think Kim could be suffering anxiety attacks, but whatever causes her to act in this strange manner, it should NOT be aired on television. This may be her only source of income, however, and that may be the reason why she is doing this. Although, it would seem to me that Kim's extended family -- not only Kyle -- could find some way to support her. However, it is true that if she does have an addictive personality no one can help her unless she wants to get better.
Kyle should have excused herself and Kim and taken them both home.

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Just fyi, Pandora IS Lisa's daughter, Jason is her future son-in-law.

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Hold on, Kyle! Brandi didn't say anything more than you revealed in your shouting match with Kim in the limo last season. So, come on, stop trying to play the supportive sister role and give Kim real support, i.e., arrange an intervention. It's what your mom would have wanted. It's what Kim, her family,and all her loved ones need, including you and yours. Don't let her dangle like a skeleton in the closet. Help her to live by getting her help.

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How did this Dana dame get on the show. Who is she and how did she make her money? She was making trouble too. I will say one thing about Kyle - I feel sorry for her. Being a child of an alcoholic myself, I know what Kyle's insides are going thru whenever her sister is around, it's such a love/hate thing....and even tho she should not take on the responsibility of looking after her sister she can't help it - unless Kyle gets help herself.

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WOW - Agree with most posts. Kyle and Kim were soooooo out of line.
Brandi I like - she was the outsider and they kept her there. She is a straight shooter, which I like. I thought they were soooo rude to her! Dana, who seems to be a down-to-earth housewife with new money, needs to quit showing off, but I do like her personality.
I did not find it boring at all. I have always liked Kim, and will excuse her behavior because she is not well. HOWEVER, NO EXCUSE FOR KYLE, JUST PLAIN MEAN!!!! Never did like her. Adrianne knew that Brandi was uncomfortable about the housewives and should have been there. I like Adrianne but she treats her husband terrible.
The show needed some new characters and I think that is what we got.

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