The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Worst. Game. Night. Ever.

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The games began, and quickly got nasty, as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills assembled for an uber-competitive Game Night at Dana Wilkey's this week.

THG breaks it down, +/- recap style!

Alliances are drawn and things spiral out of control at Dana's Game Night party and it's a disaster almost from the beginning. First off, it's boring as all get out because no one will talk to one another. Kyle and Brandi are the first guests to arrive.

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey

Kyle is still fixated on Brandi's use of the c-word last week at the barbecue and the fact that her four year old peed on the grass. Minus 5 Kyle. Get over it. It's not like the woman ran over your dog. You can make polite small talk with her at a party.

Kim stumbles in with a tear stained face. Kyle drags her off to the bathroom to clean her up and Kim is insulting the cleanliness of the host's bathroom rather loudly. Minus 7 for not being able to control herself.

Then Brandi's one ally, Adrienne, bails at the last minute leaving Brandi to deal with the mean girls all on her own. Brandi Glanville is far from perfect but at least she's willing to admit that the joke she made about Dana's husband last week was inappropriate.

Plus 8 for owning up to it. If only she would have apologized to Dana it may have won her some points with the host.

Kyle Richards is in complete denial as she continues to believe her sister is simply tired and disheveled. Minus 7. I know she wants to protect Kim but whether this is drugs, alcohol, or a real medical condition, the woman needs help.
Kim Richards is a Mess

When they sit down to play party games is when the real mean girls tactics begin. Kim complains that she doesn't want Brandi on her team while Brandi is sitting across from her. Then Kim and Kyle all but ignore the woman during the game.

Come on ladies. Grow up. Minus 12.

Brandi could have found a better way to call them on their behavior but I really can't blame her for not being able to take any more. In a move straight out of high school, Dana turns on Brandi instead of being a good host and taking control of her party. Minus another 10.

And even though Camille thinks Brandi is right, she can't deal with the confrontation and runs to the bathroom leaving Brandi to fend for herself. Minus 7 for being such a coward.

How can Brandi not be pissed? The evil dynamic duo hid her crutches. They must have been quite the mean girl pair in high school. Minus 15.

Brandi definitely lacks the filter to be polite enough to ignore Kim's erratic behavior but I find her candor refreshing and entertaining so she earns a Plus 11 for adding something interesting to this show.

The Kyle Richards Look

On other fronts. Lisa is thrilled to tears, literally when son Jason announces his engagement to Pandora. Plus 8 because the girl is obviously the perfect fit to this family.

She wants Jiggy to bring their rings down the aisle. Oye. 

Minus 7 to Lisa for stopping her husband from giving a toast at the happy celebration. That's simply rude and uncalled for.

Max earned an extra Plus 5 for wearing the type of socks they make sock monkeys from. It's the most interesting thing going on at the party.

The drama at Dana's continues next week but for now we end up with ...

EPISODE TOTAL: -38! EPISODE TOTAL:-140!

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Brandi didn't started that shit. And if i was Brandi I would say fuck all those bitches. Adriene need to wash her hands before she touch the chicken. She had her dog in arms and then she touch the chicken.

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I can't wait for Dana/Pam to see the facial reactions Kyle makes everytime Dana says something. Kyle talks alot of crap about everyone in her private confessions with only the camera and producers. Kyle is a terrible two-faced friend and a even worst sister.

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Brandi was not given a change from the get-go, Kyle seemed to have made her mind up about her at first glance. Brandi seems sweet but very direct when need be and obviously not afraid to stand up for herself. She is very pretty, by far the prettiest woman on the show, that is probably what caused Kyle to give her the cold shoulder. Kim needs help, either substance abuse or alchohol or some type of sever anxiety is going on there. Dana needs counseling because she obviously has no social skills -rich, poor or in the middle you don't announce how much you paid for sunglasses or what designer you are wearing at every function. Trying to hard. Camille seems very level headed and humble this season, really liking this side of her.

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Does anyone recall the dialogue between Kyle and Dana at the end of Dana's game night? Dana turned all weird, saying something to the effect of "that's what we do, let's roll with Kim, we're always together, etc..." then Kyle hesitates and looks baffled and asks, "who're you talking about"? What in the world WAS Dana talking about!! It's almost as if Kyle was thinking "o-kayyyyy... this is odd... what have we got here?" Agree with most posts, Kyle and Kim were out of line tonight. Kim is too spaced not to be on something and Camille... it's amazing how a little public embarassment and being knocked down off the hollywood stat ladder will humble you. I actually like her this season. Dana is a definite wannabe and Brandi... don't know about her yet but I found myselft empathizing with her tonight.

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It was way wrong of Brandi to accuse Kim of doing crystal meth. Kim is obviously a crack whore.

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Lisa you are so rude to your husband. Let him be himself, he is a grown man, your constant monitoring of him makes you look like a shrew. Kyle you are a bully and an enabler, you should be staging an intervention for your sister, it is obvious she needs help. Dana sell those sunglasses on ebay and get some furniture.

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Kim really need help. Everytime we see her on. She like she on drug or to much something. All the ladies know but people afraid to say something and Good for Bandi to say something.

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OMG !!!!!!kill them, damn old ladys rich,and never survive, finished.Jaja

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I used to like Kyle, but this season shows her repeatedly acting like high school mean girl - making catty comments directed at and in hearing of Brandi; I used to like Kim, but this "I don't want to play with her; I don't like her" right in front of Brandi is what I expect from a pre-schooler; Kim seems emotionally trapped in childhood (not uncommon for child stars to grow up with issues). I feel for her because she clearly needs professional help, but that does not excuse mistreating others. Dana's need to mention the cost or designer of all her attire, and trying to invite herself to Camille's Hawaiin home is tacky. I guess if it weren't for all the dysfunction the show would be boring~!

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Kim needs help. You can see it. I saw it episodes ago. The real issue at hand is getting her help. Someone get her help before there is another Housewife tragedy.