The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Are You on Crystal Meth?!

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Sometimes, game night just won't end. Well, it has to eventually, but it sure feels like it goes on forever on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Either way, THG breaks it all down in our weekly +/- review!

Can someone please get Kyle to stop bringing up the four year old peeing at the party. Yes, Brandi could have handled it better but get over it. The kid's four years old. Things happen. Minus 5 for not being able to let it go.

Pissed Off Brandi

Brandi doesn't take the insult to her parenting skills well, and to be honest, who would? But as the fight escalates so does Brandi's cursing and then she accuses Kim of being on crystal meth. Minus 10 for taking it there.

Although it's obvious Kim has issues and they could be narcotics related, Brandi has no proof other than Kim's odd behavior and several trips to the bathroom. That's a serious accusation against a woman she just met.

Plus 12 to skinny little Taylor who jumps into the fray to stop the brawl. That took some guts. But Minus 10 to Dana who lost control of her own party and didn't seem to care. In fact she seemed to egg it on.

What is up with Dana anyway? Is the woman really that insecure. She'd obviously do or say anything to try and fit in with this crowd. That may make her nuttiest of all.

Honestly, is Kyle that naive that she doesn't know what crystal meth is? Minus 5 for coming off both righteous and clueless at the same time.
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Lisa says she's glad she didn't attend as it sounds as if she'd have been "drowning in bimbo soup." Yeah, I can't say I disagree.

When Taylor and Brandi sit down to lunch all Taylor orders is a latte. Minus 7. Please, someone get this woman to eat something. She's literally disappearing in front of our eyes.

Plus 8 to Brandi for admitting that she's partly to blame for the game night fiasco. Kyle and Kim acted just as poorly, if not more so and neither one of them can see it.

How long was Kim using air freshener thinking it was breath spray? Wow. This girl has issues.

OK, what is with the wedding planner. He does remind me of an Asian Martin Short from Father of the Bride. Talk about over the top but he took it way too far telling the bride what type of dress she was allowed to wear. Minus 20 and if it were my wedding I'd follow it up with a "you're fired!"

Taylor Freaks Out

The enchanted garden theme for Pandora's wedding sounds lovely but one million dollars to make it happen? Lisa earned a Plus 10 for asking if the party favors were going to be bags of money but she gets a Minus 15 for hiring the guy anyway and not hammering out a budget. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you should allow yourself to be taken.

Camille put together a lovely charity event in honor of her mother but was she getting ready for it in her closet or a private boutique? My first apartment was smaller than that. Hell, Plus 10. If you can get it, go for it.

EPISODE TOTAL: -32. SEASON TOTAL: -172.

Looks like we get a spa day next time. I don't think they'll have enough aromatherapy and massage oil to ease this tension. Tune back in to see if I'm right.

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I too have been around drug users in my time. I think Kim is using something. U can tell by her body language at times.And Kyle was being very mean to Brandy.And what up with this Dana chick? She is really out there!!!!!

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Brandi has taken this show to a new low. Her vile mouth only shows what kind of person she really
is. It's just WRONG for a woman to constantly use the F word - shows a limited ability to argue
without profanity! Then to say "I'll f------ kill you!!" to someone. NO CLASS.
And who in this adult world does not know that Winston Churchill was NOT A FAMOUS BLACK MAN?
Bravo needs to get her off this show.

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Good for Brandi! She stood up for herself with no one else to stick up for her. Why the hell are the rest of the ladies so far up Kyle and kims ass? Brandi showed restraint in my opinion. I would of slapped the snobby shit out of both of them and swig those crutches in their stupid faces. I loved she called Kim out. Freaking meth head.

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