The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Are You on Crystal Meth?!

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Sometimes, game night just won't end. Well, it has to eventually, but it sure feels like it goes on forever on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Either way, THG breaks it all down in our weekly +/- review!

Can someone please get Kyle to stop bringing up the four year old peeing at the party. Yes, Brandi could have handled it better but get over it. The kid's four years old. Things happen. Minus 5 for not being able to let it go.

Pissed Off Brandi

Brandi doesn't take the insult to her parenting skills well, and to be honest, who would? But as the fight escalates so does Brandi's cursing and then she accuses Kim of being on crystal meth. Minus 10 for taking it there.

Although it's obvious Kim has issues and they could be narcotics related, Brandi has no proof other than Kim's odd behavior and several trips to the bathroom. That's a serious accusation against a woman she just met.

Plus 12 to skinny little Taylor who jumps into the fray to stop the brawl. That took some guts. But Minus 10 to Dana who lost control of her own party and didn't seem to care. In fact she seemed to egg it on.

What is up with Dana anyway? Is the woman really that insecure. She'd obviously do or say anything to try and fit in with this crowd. That may make her nuttiest of all.

Honestly, is Kyle that naive that she doesn't know what crystal meth is? Minus 5 for coming off both righteous and clueless at the same time.

Lisa says she's glad she didn't attend as it sounds as if she'd have been "drowning in bimbo soup." Yeah, I can't say I disagree.

When Taylor and Brandi sit down to lunch all Taylor orders is a latte. Minus 7. Please, someone get this woman to eat something. She's literally disappearing in front of our eyes.

Plus 8 to Brandi for admitting that she's partly to blame for the game night fiasco. Kyle and Kim acted just as poorly, if not more so and neither one of them can see it.

How long was Kim using air freshener thinking it was breath spray? Wow. This girl has issues.

OK, what is with the wedding planner. He does remind me of an Asian Martin Short from Father of the Bride. Talk about over the top but he took it way too far telling the bride what type of dress she was allowed to wear. Minus 20 and if it were my wedding I'd follow it up with a "you're fired!"

Taylor Freaks Out

The enchanted garden theme for Pandora's wedding sounds lovely but one million dollars to make it happen? Lisa earned a Plus 10 for asking if the party favors were going to be bags of money but she gets a Minus 15 for hiring the guy anyway and not hammering out a budget. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you should allow yourself to be taken.

Camille put together a lovely charity event in honor of her mother but was she getting ready for it in her closet or a private boutique? My first apartment was smaller than that. Hell, Plus 10. If you can get it, go for it.


Looks like we get a spa day next time. I don't think they'll have enough aromatherapy and massage oil to ease this tension. Tune back in to see if I'm right.


who the %^?# does Brandi think she is? You don't start making accusations against people you just met ! I wouldn't have blamed Kyle
one bit if she would have laid her out, I would have,b^$&h ! And Taylor she is such a kiss ass I get sick of her needy, whining demeanor and I am so sick of those lips, she looks distorted! Yeeew !
Poor Kim, what is going on there? She's crying out for help isn't anyone listening? She's screaming INTERVENTION NOW !!! People listen up !


Plus 30 for Lisa's comment on suggesting bringing up Winston Churchill to Brandi, priceless


It's sad to see Kim going through this on naitonal TV. Sadder still to see no one do anything about it. These morons even let her leave by herself. She needs professional help, ASAP.


Kim is a grown womam, why does Kyle need to speak for her. I also agree kyle knew Kim was up to something, taking such a big bag with her all the time??
Clearly Kim has an addiction issue, otherwise Kyle would not be so sensitive


to Bill R: Brandi is NOT a comedian! She is a mother of young children. To constantly use the F word
shows a definite lack of class. As Adrienne said, she "has no filter". Who does that?
And have YOU ever watched ANYONE who didn't know who Winston Churchill was?


I hate Kyle. MEAN GIRL all day. Kim's just a pathetic follower, because her sister didn't like Brandi 1st.


I believe that Kyle and Kim B!tchards are an embarrassment to their half sister Kathy Hilton. Being on a bargain basement show like this is being taken in by Kim and Kyle,these two actually believe that they are stars. If there is a bubble to be busted, because of their total lack of class, when this show end kim and kyle will Never be allowed to eat lunch in tinseltown again. The "Real" Housewives of Beverly Hills would Never even acknowledge being acquainted with the likes of a kim or kyle.
Ms. Ugly Duckling Taylor's super duper lips make her look like something from out of creature feature!!


I just watched this episode... when Brandi and Taylor were have lunch it looked like Taylors face was black and blue on the left side of her face. Anyone else notice??


Kyle seems to be taking the brunt of the blame for the mean girls routine. I don't get why not too many people are commenting about how incredibly rude Kim was and how inflammatory the comments she said were. Her's were far worse than Kyle's. If you do a search on Kyle Richards you'll come up with a ton of stories, you search Kim Richards and nada. Who is protecting her and why? I don't believe that just because someone may have a substance abuse problem, they get a 100 percent free pass on what they say and do.


Seeko, I didn't have to tell you that. They obviously know other words, because they use the swear words with other words. They just exhibit a limited vocabulary. Yes, lots of comedians rely on shock value, not the comedic content of their work. And yes, they are unable or unwilling to not rely on sensory shock over cleverness in many instances. Easy laugh for a lot.

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