The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Are You on Crystal Meth?!

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Sometimes, game night just won't end. Well, it has to eventually, but it sure feels like it goes on forever on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Either way, THG breaks it all down in our weekly +/- review!

Can someone please get Kyle to stop bringing up the four year old peeing at the party. Yes, Brandi could have handled it better but get over it. The kid's four years old. Things happen. Minus 5 for not being able to let it go.

Pissed Off Brandi

Brandi doesn't take the insult to her parenting skills well, and to be honest, who would? But as the fight escalates so does Brandi's cursing and then she accuses Kim of being on crystal meth. Minus 10 for taking it there.

Although it's obvious Kim has issues and they could be narcotics related, Brandi has no proof other than Kim's odd behavior and several trips to the bathroom. That's a serious accusation against a woman she just met.

Plus 12 to skinny little Taylor who jumps into the fray to stop the brawl. That took some guts. But Minus 10 to Dana who lost control of her own party and didn't seem to care. In fact she seemed to egg it on.

What is up with Dana anyway? Is the woman really that insecure. She'd obviously do or say anything to try and fit in with this crowd. That may make her nuttiest of all.

Honestly, is Kyle that naive that she doesn't know what crystal meth is? Minus 5 for coming off both righteous and clueless at the same time.
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Lisa says she's glad she didn't attend as it sounds as if she'd have been "drowning in bimbo soup." Yeah, I can't say I disagree.

When Taylor and Brandi sit down to lunch all Taylor orders is a latte. Minus 7. Please, someone get this woman to eat something. She's literally disappearing in front of our eyes.

Plus 8 to Brandi for admitting that she's partly to blame for the game night fiasco. Kyle and Kim acted just as poorly, if not more so and neither one of them can see it.

How long was Kim using air freshener thinking it was breath spray? Wow. This girl has issues.

OK, what is with the wedding planner. He does remind me of an Asian Martin Short from Father of the Bride. Talk about over the top but he took it way too far telling the bride what type of dress she was allowed to wear. Minus 20 and if it were my wedding I'd follow it up with a "you're fired!"

Taylor Freaks Out

The enchanted garden theme for Pandora's wedding sounds lovely but one million dollars to make it happen? Lisa earned a Plus 10 for asking if the party favors were going to be bags of money but she gets a Minus 15 for hiring the guy anyway and not hammering out a budget. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you should allow yourself to be taken.

Camille put together a lovely charity event in honor of her mother but was she getting ready for it in her closet or a private boutique? My first apartment was smaller than that. Hell, Plus 10. If you can get it, go for it.

EPISODE TOTAL: -32. SEASON TOTAL: -172.

Looks like we get a spa day next time. I don't think they'll have enough aromatherapy and massage oil to ease this tension. Tune back in to see if I'm right.

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Adriene is so far, my favorite Beverly Hills housewife. She's the most mature, and doesn't seem to be mean, heartless, and full of vengence.

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Ewwwww, the over-the-top wedding planner is a mess!

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Kim and Kyle are the ultimate mean girls.What adult whispers they don't like a guest so all can hear? Why does Brandi keep coming back for more, and why do the other women stick up for spoiled brats like Kyle and Kim? $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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if these women were as smart as they say they are they would show it instead of acting like they do for all to see. Get some self respect and start showing some for others! (those to whom im speaking know who they are!)

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What kind of person hides crutches from someone with a broken leg? Both Kim and Kyle need bitch slapped into nice

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I do wish that some people would grow up and be the better person by not starting a fight. Saying that you do not want someone on your team and it is not a joke kind of thing started the ball rolling. THEY ALL WERE THINKING ABOUT THE BATHROOM. Who is the bigger person? I believe the one that didn't say, WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE ON YOUR TEAM? Let it be.. Let it be.. there will be some more , for that' for sure.. let it be. My sons are dieing for people to have freedom to act like this...PP.. never hurt a year, but a mouth can kill a friendship.

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I think Kim and Kyle were acting like immature high school mean girl bullies at the game night. That behavior makes me ashamed to admit I watch the show. It's like Jerry Springer in Beverly Hills. Brandi - you're o.k. You were put in a bad situation and handled it as long you could.

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I BELIEVE BRANDI HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD,I HAVE BEEN IN THE BAR BUSINESS MOST OF MY LIFE & HAVE DELT WITH PEOPLE WITH DRUG &ALCHOL PROBLEMS, KIM IS DEFINATLY ON SOMETHING & EVERYONE SEEMS TO IGNORE IT. IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS TO ADRIENNE'S HUSBAND WHEN HE SAID IN THE LIMO IT SOUND'S LIKE SHE'S WASTED ON THE PHONE WHEN SHE WAS LATE,OUT OF ALL THE LADIES ON THE SHOW ADRIENNE SHOW'S THE MOST CLASS & IS ALWAY'S THE VOICE OF REASON.

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Taylor Armstrong's lips are her only real abuse apparent. (she seems to have suffered the horrible lip injections at the hands of a 2nd rate cosmetic surgeon, and ended up looking like she got into a quarrel with the business end of a hoover vacumn !!!)

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I give credit to Brandi for standing up to Kyle but the whole thing seems so staged. Bravo puts the wives altogether in an empty room and says, "make some drama". Kyle and Brandi were just doing their jobs. Why do people take this so seriously? This fight was made-up-for-TV. Kyle and Kim both look so much older this season. Kim looks like she's going through the change. Her mind seems fried. Kyle looked like an mean old mess at the gaming party, she's such an unattractive person, period.