Don't hate Miranda Kerr too much, ladies.

But the super model wife of Orlando Bloom gave birth under a year ago... and yet you'd never know it by ogling the following pictures, which we snapped by Simon Lekias and are featured in this month's Harper's Bazaar Australia:

Kerr is not one to shy away from her birthday suit. She even posed naked while pregnant with her son, while also baring it all for GQ in one of the hotter photo spreads we've ever had the fortune of publicizing.

Now we know why Bloom didn't appear in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Who would ever want to leave this beauty's side?!?