Michael Lohan Denied Bail, Torn a New One By Judge

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Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

Michael Lohan Booking Photo

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

  1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
  2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
  3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

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how old are u leo

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im 13 i justin bieber to tellme how old he is

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Milo and Tareq in a celebrity boxing match!! Look out!!
Milo will tear Mild Mannered Love Torn Tareq into a zigsaw puzzle.

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Yeah.my friend's step-mother makes $79/hour on the internet. She has been out of a job for 5 months but last month her pay was $7885 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read this web site StrongrichDOTcom

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Too stupid for words...

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ASSHOLE!!!

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Those 3 things are his reasons?? Wow, yea release him...the world will be at stake if he's in prison!!! :0 seriously just cuz he's LiLo's dad doesn't mean he should get special treatment.