Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence early Tuesday after an alleged dispute in which on/off GF Kate Major declined to provide him with oral relief.
Just hours before the Lindsay Lohan Playboy deal broke, Tampa Police arrested her dad on suspicion of domestic violence following an incident with Major.
Hilariously, MiLo complained of chest pains when authorities arrived, so they took him to a hospital. He then attempted to peace out after he was treated.
An officer spotted him, though, and hauled his ass to jail ...
WARNING: The details of this story may be hard to swallow.
According to Kate Major, Michael flipped out and threatened to kill her because "she wouldn't give him a 'bl*w job'" ... pretty standard behavior for most guys.
The police report states that Michael came over to her Tampa apartment, when he began to yell about a SEPARATE upcoming domestic violence court hearing.
Major claims the argument got heated and MiLo got violent.
Kate, who has accused him of such behavior numerous times before, claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms, and it got even worse.
She claims Lindsay's father also threw the remote at her and told her that he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and toss her off a fourth-floor balcony.
For his part, Mike takes issue with her story, bl*w job and all.Michael Lohan also spoke with police, telling a different story. He says the incident was triggered by a sexual encounter, which he described in specific detail.
Michael claims Kate told him she may have been pregnant from their prior sexual encounters. That caused a non-violent argument to break out, he says.
"[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry," the report says.
Well, there you have it. Lohan claimed in his statement that he and Kate were going to court today to drop Major's previous restraining order against him.
Just a hunch, but that plan may have since changed.