Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence; Oral Sex Dispute With Kate Major Cited

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Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence early Tuesday after an alleged dispute in which on/off GF Kate Major declined to provide him with oral relief.

Just hours before the Lindsay Lohan Playboy deal broke, Tampa Police arrested her dad on suspicion of domestic violence following an incident with Major.

Hilariously, MiLo complained of chest pains when authorities arrived, so they took him to a hospital. He then attempted to peace out after he was treated.

An officer spotted him, though, and hauled his ass to jail ...

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WARNING: The details of this story may be hard to swallow.

According to Kate Major, Michael flipped out and threatened to kill her because "she wouldn't give him a 'bl*w job'" ... pretty standard behavior for most guys.

The police report states that Michael came over to her Tampa apartment, when he began to yell about a SEPARATE upcoming domestic violence court hearing.

Major claims the argument got heated and MiLo got violent.

Kate, who has accused him of such behavior numerous times before, claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms, and it got even worse.

She claims Lindsay's father also threw the remote at her and told her that he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and toss her off a fourth-floor balcony.

For his part, Mike takes issue with her story, bl*w job and all.

Michael Lohan also spoke with police, telling a different story. He says the incident was triggered by a sexual encounter, which he described in specific detail.

Michael claims Kate told him she may have been pregnant from their prior sexual encounters. That caused a non-violent argument to break out, he says.

"[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry," the report says.

Well, there you have it. Lohan claimed in his statement that he and Kate were going to court today to drop Major's previous restraining order against him.

Just a hunch, but that plan may have since changed.

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No wonder lindsay lohan does drugs. her parents are fuckin nuts!!! Even through i heared shes clean, she will most likely start doing drugs again. and i dont know what happend to get teeth, i saw a picture of her and they were really yellow and chipped. They look great now through!


According to Michaels girlfriend, his PENIS is a WHOPPING 2 INCHES at full ercetion. It is a known fact that she know's the importance of protein. Im sure she wanted an entire meal , instead she got a very disappointing snack with-out MAYONAISE that he wanted to add to the VERY SMALL SNACK. Both a FAME WHORE'S that pawn off of his daughters failed success. No Doubt Lindsey is currently in the condition that she's in , because of POOR PARENTING FROM MOTHER &


Man, what a family! The dude beats his bitch up cause she won't suck his cock. Hey Mike, why didn't you call lindsay, get her mom and have a threesome of Lohan's. I would pay good money to see you pounding you cock into lindsays mouth while the mom licked her pussy and fingered her asshole.


Michael...OMG...you threatened to beat up your girlfriend because she wouldn't give you oral sex??? Fella, you are such a DEMENTED DOUCHEBAG!!!!! Also, we all know that your ex-wife Dina is (supposedly) writing a so-called memoir about Lindsay. Lindsay, who is SO spoiled, messed-up and (most of all) OUT OF CONTROL because...BOTH you and your ex-wife are such dysfunctional, enabling and LOUSY-ASS parents!!! And, I COMPLETELY AGREE with Leo...reading about Michael Lohan is like receiving junk mail. Yikes!!!!! Kate Major...sweetheart, you deserve WAY BETTER than that DIRTBALL LOSER Michael Lohan!!!!! Remember that. The Bottom Line: Michael threatening to beat up Kate just proves that he's NEVER gonna change. Period.


I can understand why Lindsay Lohan is how she is today..look at her parents.


What IS it with these two morons? You cannot believe Tweedledum OR Tweedledee. Why do they even bother? Oh yes, because they cannot find anyone else as crazy as themselves. LOL at Michael's fake religious act - except behind closed doors. LOL again at his fake "My heart!" routine. Fred Sanford did it better, though.


I feel so sad for lindsay because she is in bad state right now and she isnt getting any help or support from her parents. I can understand why she became the way she is cuz her parents are fucked up too. If they dont get their act together soon and start supporting their daughter, she is going to be dead within a year or two.


Looking for love in all the wrong places!!
These 2 Bozos can Not live with or without tormenting each other. When he was in Celebrity Rehab, he wasn't satisfied until she visited just so that the two of them could have a good "falling out". When things couldn't get any worst he suddenly got chest pains. It seems that Milo is always in Need of an ambulance when things don't go his way. I can easily understand why Lindsay has issues,growing up and having to acknowledge him as dear old dad. Just reading about his latest caper is like getting junk mail!!

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