Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Morgue; Officials Tell Train Wreck to Get Lost

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Un. Believable. Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue this morning after showing up late for community service. Way to go, girl!

The star, who was briefly cuffed and jailed yesterday, was supposed to be there at 8 a.m. At 7:40, her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. 

When did she roll up in her $80,000 Porsche? Not until 8:40.

Lindsay in Court (Again)

Linds in court for the 29,391st time yesterday.

Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by media waiting for her arrival."

Always excuses with LiLo, and Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter thinks this story has more cracks than Lindsay's teeth, since she's been there before.

Winter just told reporters there's NO WAY Lindsay was confused about anything, given that his office provided step-by-step directions on where to go.

More likely, she was strung out on meth ... KIDDING. Well, probably. You never know.

Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away. Her probation office was notified; Judge Stephanie Sautner will hear about it.

What happened today is not a violation, as the judge only required Lohan put in 16 hours at the morgue by November 2, when she's due back in court.

But for a colossal f*%k-up who can't get it together, and whose penchant for thumbing her nose at authority is well-known ... not a good PR move.

Lohan was on probation for her necklace heist until Judge Sautner revoked it yesterday. Lindsay posted $100,000 bail, freeing her until November 2.

She may be sentenced to jail then. Should she be?

 

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this young lady fights jail time tooth and nail. so the obvious thing for everyone to do is throw her there for a loooooooooooooooooong time. no more house arrest sunbathing on the roof and showing up fashionbly late to probation and court. c-mon judge put her little smart a** in jail along with cleaning up the morgue. NO MORE GIFTS for this young lady.