Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Morgue; Officials Tell Train Wreck to Get Lost

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Un. Believable. Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue this morning after showing up late for community service. Way to go, girl!

The star, who was briefly cuffed and jailed yesterday, was supposed to be there at 8 a.m. At 7:40, her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. 

When did she roll up in her $80,000 Porsche? Not until 8:40.

Lindsay in Court (Again)

Linds in court for the 29,391st time yesterday.

Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by media waiting for her arrival."

Always excuses with LiLo, and Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter thinks this story has more cracks than Lindsay's teeth, since she's been there before.

Winter just told reporters there's NO WAY Lindsay was confused about anything, given that his office provided step-by-step directions on where to go.

More likely, she was strung out on meth ... KIDDING. Well, probably. You never know.

Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away. Her probation office was notified; Judge Stephanie Sautner will hear about it.

What happened today is not a violation, as the judge only required Lohan put in 16 hours at the morgue by November 2, when she's due back in court.

But for a colossal f*%k-up who can't get it together, and whose penchant for thumbing her nose at authority is well-known ... not a good PR move.

Lohan was on probation for her necklace heist until Judge Sautner revoked it yesterday. Lindsay posted $100,000 bail, freeing her until November 2.

She may be sentenced to jail then. Should she be?

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My friend served 12 calender years in prison with NO good time when HIS probation was revoked for two dirty UAs. I have a real hard time feeling sorry for this over-priveledged F-up. Cry me a river, darlin.... I hear the world's smallest violin playing " My heart bleeds purple pi_s for you !" Jeeez

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jennylogan - "I believe drugs have done damage to Lindsay's brain. Anyone with half sense would be too scared NOT to show up for court, morgue, etc. Clearly something is wrong with Lindsay. It's a shame. Jail isn't going to fix that, and neither are drugs. She might very well be partially insane. If so, why are we throwing crap at her. She needs help. She needs someone to really, really, care. May God find that person and lead him/her to her." I believe you are 100% right. If someone doesn't step in and teach her a lesson, she may well die one day very soon cause she either isn't getting the message or she thinks it doesn't pertain to a STAR like her. pfffttt

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I believe drugs have done damage to Lindsay's brain. Anyone with half sense would be too scared NOT to show up for court, morgue, etc. Clearly something is wrong with Lindsay. It's a shame. Jail isn't going to fix that, and neither are drugs. She might very well be partially insane. If so, why are we throwing crap at her. She needs help. She needs someone to really, really, care. May God find that person and lead him/her to her.

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Why do you keep calling her a "star", this ho is a has~been. Once very talented, but a trin wreak these days. Star has fizzled~mishizzle.

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I think its time for Lindsay to be held accountable for her actions and serve time in jail. If this were anyone else from the general public this would have ended a long time ago with a jail sentence. They need to quit babying her just because of who she is.

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How many times is this stupid bitch gonna do this type of stuff and continue to get away with it ??..I'm beginning to think she subconsciously wants to go to jail too. or else she really has a mental problem understanding right from wrong behavior..what she needs is some REAL jail time..in with the regular population, not some cushy separate cell, where she gets to eat special food, can have visitors whenever she wants and gets special privileges....a real cell, where she has to mingle with all the hard criminals, and spend at LEAST a year in there with some real tough prison bitches, then see how she acts when she gets out..no more of this 'you're rich so you don't have to obey rules' bullshit..if this doesn't happen, then they may as well get a cold slab at the morgue ready for her, cause sooner than later, she's gonna end up on one...oh well..maybe if the media would stop reporting on all of her bad behavior she would straighten the hell up !!!so sick of her already !!

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I agree with you Mamie, but at the same time you really telling me that the morgue couldnt just let her in. I mean where are the bodies going? I also think jail time would be good for her. Not as in oh throw her A** in jail because she is this or she is that. I mean I think it would really help her get herself together. It's not like Her jail time will not be a normal jail experience, I just think at least she will be away from all the distractions that keeps her from doing bad. I have hope in her. BUt F*** Dena Lohan, I will throw her under the bus every chance I get.

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That picture looks absolutely NOT like the Lindsay Lohan I grew up watching on T.V. She doesn't even LOOK like her. She definitely needs an intervention in her life. Where are all the family and (real) friends that are supposed to support you and tell you right from wrong, no matter how it makes you mad?! My mom would be whacking me upside the head with a wrecking ball if I'd gotten THIS bad, for goodness sakes!

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dear god what happened to her i used love her and that movie parent trap ! she looks like a mess she is not the girl i saw anymmore

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Here's what I now think-Somewhere, deep in Lindsay's subconcious, there is a part of her that wants to finally be punished. And this Sub-Con-Lindsay is going to keep on scr*wing up until the judge finally puts her in jail. Lindsay has never had any boundaries in her life, ever, and I think that her behavior is a subconcious cry for someone to finally say "enough of the BS-you're grounded!" (which is now gonna be jail). Just my opinion.

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