Kendall Jenner will reportedly be the subject of an E! special next week, as the teenage half-sister of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian will be chronicled in the days leading up to her 16th birthday.
According to Us Weekly, which first reported this story, the show will center on Kendall shopping for a car and considering a vital question in life: belly button ring or tattoo?!?
An insider even says the family is "trying to line up Nicki Minaj or Kanye [West] to perform" during the special. We'd rail against how positively absurd this sounds, how unhealthy it is to celebrate any 16-year old in such a lavish manner, but it's Friday afternoon. We're tired. Readers, please take over for us.