Jessica Simpson Twitpic: Short, Pregnant Girl Problems

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Hey, when you're pregnant, you have go use the facilities a lot.

Possibly buck naked.

Along with a Tweet that read, "Short girl problems," Jessica Simpson posted a strange pic Tuesday of a pair of bare feet a few inches off the ground.

A pair of bare feet dangling a few inches above the bathroom floor, attached to a woman apparently wearing no pants and sitting on the toilet, that is.

Jessica Simpson Twitpic

The presumed shot of the pregnant Jessica Simpson was taken while she was using the ladies room at the very high-end Bergdorf Goodman in Manhattan.

NOTE: If you're walking around NYC and really have to go, Bergdorf has some nice bathrooms. Nude, pregnant Jessica Simpson not included (probably).

Maybe it's not even her (someone check the security tapes!) - after all, who abandons their shoes, underwear, leggings and boots just to relieve one's self?

Also, who would take the photo? It's all very weird.

If this is Jessica Simpson, however, setting up the camera and staging this odd, sexy pic might be the first thing she's done in years that's required talent.

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It problelly an't jessica on the tolite.

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Who the F#*k CARES !!!!!!!!! THE MEDIA MUST BE HARD UP TO WASTE THEIR TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S ON THE FREAKIN' TOILET!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE, BOLLYWOOD !!

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i dont think she is the one

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If you look close on the toilet seat, you can indeed see she is wearing panties.

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She's potty trained?! Man...she's come a long way from her chicken/tuna days.
Keep it goin Jess.

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i think this pic is super funny! I love jessica's humor, she's laid back and not all up tight like most celebs. It could be her hotel bathroom or something of the sort so that can explain why no shoe's or pants r woren, she coulda had eric take the pic or herself using a timer. Either way it's hillarious humor.

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Abilene, Texas
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Jessica Ann Simpson

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They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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